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time for the ritual. *ahem*
time for the ritual. *ahem*


LOO-SHI BAAAH RHAHOAR FFJAJ A RRRRS TIAAAAUA FFO LOO SHII I BAHAHAHAAAAA RAAYA FAFJ FJR AHAABA BAAAAAHHHHH
LOO-SHI BAAAH RHAHOAR FFJAJ A RRRRS TIAAAAUA FFO LOO SHII I BAHAHAHAAAAA RAAYA FAFJ FJR AHAABA BAAAAAHHHHH


holy shit a portal is opening!
holy shit a portal is opening!
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i see a dark castle with an evil looking skull and flames at the top. there are spikes all over it, also. deifnitely the impaleman's castle, so i'm going in
i see a dark castle with an evil looking skull and flames at the top. there are spikes all over it, also. deifnitely the impaleman's castle, so i'm going in


there are corpses everywhere :( (and empty beer bottles for some reason)
there are corpses everywhere :( (and empty beer bottles for some reason)


Anyway, I made it to his throne room. He's sitting right there, staring at me. he spoke with a very creepy, raspy voice.
Anyway, I made it to his throne room. He's sitting right there, staring at me. he spoke with a very creepy, raspy voice.
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then i killed him because he's evil
then i killed him because he's evil



but he might have survived




but he might have survived...
<center>This is part of the ''Impaleman'' series</center>
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[[Impaleman 2: The Beginning of the Return of the Revenge of the Wrath of the Impaleman|Next Installment &gt;]]
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[[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]]
[[Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG]]
[[Category:Satire]]
[[Category:Satire]]