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{{Note credit|Originally uploaded by MarissaTheWriter to FanFiction.net around March to April 2012}}
==Chapter 1==
Athurs Hote: Ok guys its been a long time how have u been (lol like GLaDOS1!)
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Anyay this story will be VERAY diffrant from ITS MY LIFE, I was gunna do a seekwillcrossover but those FLAMERZ sapped my inspertation so this isa BRAN NEW SETTIN in a NEW CONITINITY!1111!
Also its becos I wanted ITS MY LIFE an TEEN FORTESS 2 to be in the same continity wif a story I fond called
The romanse is kinna gross but its got cool story twists thatll keep u on the edje of yur seat. =)
SO NOW WIFOUT FURTHER ADOO<br />INVADER ZIM: BORN AGAINT CHRISTAIN<br />Chapter !:
Hi, my names Gloria Deschannel I look like Zooy Deschannel becos Im her kid sistar (lol this ibs a showtout becos Zooy Deskchannel was gonna play Chell inna portal movie but it wasnt proved an Chell is like Marrissa but less hot an pretty so Glorio is like Zooy Deschannel but more hot an pretty!).
I liv by myself becos Zooy is out doin movies so I liv alone. I was walkin hoem from skool won day but a sguy hoo was kinna weird lookin hitted into me!<br />
He yelled at me he was reel uguly becos he had BIG HAD an lots of tats an was wearin a wifebeater.
But then I rembered that I rwas topless now an evven more people was starin at my boubilles.<br />
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The bibel is my speshal book becos Im relay Christian an dont do sex or smoke drugs an beer an always help pepole lik that alen. I reed the entire bibal ever nite so I no all the words by hart.
Wile I was reedin I herd some noses comin from don the street so I looked oat the windo an a
Zim getting killed almost by Dpi! I ranned down an taked the crossifix neklase I have an stabed it thru Dips neck so it cam out the otter side.
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He was all in shok an cudant wate to tell Gir bout how he metted me.
Zim thot bout this wile I got a call on my cell fone.<br />
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THIRD PEROSANAL POV<br />Meenwile Dip got hohem all angry an bet up. Gaz was alsready home becos she got caut doin the do wif a bunch a guys in the bath room an got expulsioned.
Eh scrootched his hed it was gettin more big sinse he got to hi skool an felt a weird bumps there.
To be continued!
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An how is Zooys boyfrend? Find ot next time!
==Chapter 2==
Thanks guyz onlee a few of teh reviews were FALMERS tso its a big improve! To some of the REEL FANS hoo reivewed heres sum responds:
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The opened
We both lolled at Girs funny an wents insyde.
So the baeby was born Jesus an he had powors so he helped all the goood guys an not the bad ones so the bad ones put nailz in him but Jezus didant care becos HES SO HARDCORE!111! Then eh died but came back on Eastur an there a bunny somwhere Im not sure to go to heevan.
Zim an Gir an the pig all o-mouthed from the talk bout the Antipode.
Zim got scarred an holded Gir they was shakin all fritened.
Zim stepped hugin Gir an stooded up to full mast.
Gir joomped up happy an barkled becos he was dog I thot.
Bu his skin camed off Gir
Lets got Christian.
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They
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Then a
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==Chapter 3==
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But jusb efore they cud kill
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I bushed at his complilament but Zim was kinna jeloose lookin.
Wow, he was a reel catch I was thinkin tote me an hes a solder for GOD
Insyde was a alter an a crossifix an a potium were u cold give salmons an sum poos to sit in.
I piked up me favrat bibel an gifted to Zim.<br />Zim holed ut the bibel an was all impressed wif it.
I lolled an etsplained
Nee gaved him a crossifix wile I got on da postium.
Zim o-mouthed an went cry on the floor but iwas happied cry becos he was a reel one now.
Common Gir!21″
They leaved so it was jus me an Nee.<br />
Nee was ver impress
IT
He was grabin Lobsters from teh tanks an throwin im at pepole!
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TO BE CONTINUED!<br />That was sum AKSHUN PACKED chaptar huh! The nest 1 will be more on the down lo to earth. Also if anyoen can gess what teh part wif Simon Coleb is based of than u get a camo!1111!
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==Chapter 4==
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I thot bout were I cold find him wen gess who showed up? It
Nee taked out sum trhowin stars an stared them at the Teen Ragers so a cople died but most didant.<br />
Then I goat a call on my cell fone it
This was relay bad news Nee loked at me an said
Zim pooshed me ot of way so the expold hit Gir instate.
We ran down streets an I was textin Zooy to loachasun her but we was goin to slow.
Steven got a angary at Dib for tryin a kill his girl.
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Alls them started lollin an Dib noo soon he wold get final
==Chapter 5==
AN: Sinse noone mentoned this in there reivews I gess they didnt get it. Stephen Merchan an Zooy Deschanel are a copple becos Zooy was gonna be Chell in da roomer, an Stpehen plays Wheatly so its lick Chell an Wheatly are a cople an sinse Chell is like Marrissa but less hot an pretty its lick Marrissa an Wheatly are a cople!21
Invader Zim; Born Agan Christian<br />Chapter 5: Christan Charity<br />
I was tiered for Zim actin so strange round Nee so I yelled
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We reeched skool just in tim for the game Zim got ot to run to da jim room an we got sum seets.<br />
I looked careful to see an the playa
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But it was seekrit trik! He was gonna punt the ball inot Zims man balls to impact them an kill Zim.
I thot sumthin was little bit supishus bout Dib an maybe he was planin sumthin.<br />
The game was bout to benign an Dip helded up the footboll.<br />
But my momentary was too strong so I floo sum far lenths an went over the goal poast so I scored a touchdown for da home teem!
Then Dibe felted the scar on his neck from were my crossifix stabed him.
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It had crit his juggler vane an remberin that made him even more blangry.
He taked of a gun an say to Ragers.
Dib didant care an shooted him to. The awdeense peeps were to scared to do anythin.
I o-mouthed at Zims words, he was usin me an Jesus just to revnage Dib?
One crossifix hitted Dib in they eye an the eye explodd an got blood an eye all ever were.
Then the otter throwin crossifix hite Dips hand soooo hard it riped of.
Affer I got home I sitted on my bed an was sad. Zim had used an abused me an Jesus too.
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Zooy an Steven was bunkin downstars wen I
That nite Dib was at his hose it was all empty now sinse killin Dad n Gas an he was a robot hand an eye pash now.
There was nock at door so Dib went to answer ite. He open door an saw a guy on a flame bike he had lethur cloths an skelton head that was on fire. It
Dib o-mouthed Ghos Rider was at his hoem?
It was shokin noos what wold Ghost Rider want wif me, Dib thot?<br />
So much char develtoment in this chapter, next one Im gonna take a brake from the instense an do a veray spesal one thatll be more diffrant.
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==Chapter 6==
AN: OK I herd those flamerz are bak an MDTin my storay
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Ihs plan didt work an Gloria hatted him now. He locked atta bibel that I gifted him an rembered bout what Jesus did for all da goode guys.
Then the Allrighty Tallests came on the sceen.
Then he look mored at the bibel an rembered that Jesus wold never bandon him even not rite now.
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There was only 1 persons who cudda done
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There was tons a flamerz lick Alecmoreto, an Strong Bad, an Kokoreeah alls lollin at me from tere privat camras on a huge screen on teh wall. Then a gurl camet out on da stage wearin a mean cloths that say
She was the liter affer Ringmater retried to talk bout ponies.
All the trolls started dancin frum the funky beets an I
He got a sad look on his face (HA I GOAT IT RITE THIS TIME, EET IT FALMER TROLLZ) an said.<br />
We are get merried tonite.
He ran op to Skep an they started kissin all lovey!
This was to far, Id had it wif theese m************ trolls flamin me an my storys.
All the trolls gotted angary an I saw that in the behind
He graped the Teen Ragers an brethed fire on them so they turnformed into Flamin Skeltons call the
Next the taked the Flamer Trollz an crossified them an putted nails an barped wires on em like in Even Horisun or Hellrasser.
He tared
Then the hafs died.
I o-mouthed at da carnaje. Noone deserved this (but maybe the Falmer Trolls allitle) but it wasant over yet. Dip keept tearin an twistin the ded skep an Man bodis till there was only teeny weeny pices then he putted them alls back together as a hooge monster called
A crash yelled owt from the door it
Skepness Man chargged an swipotted at da moercycle sendin us flyin an flipin thru the are.
My buck started hurtin reel bad lick I had been staped or sumthin
Wats goin down with Gloria? Hoos the Secon Conning of Jesoos? Will Zim see teh tru lite of GOD an defeet The Antipode? Find ot next time!<br />PS. I think Ill only do tow more chappers for thsi one.
==Chapter 7==
AN: Sorray for da long brake but Im back with the pentilamte chapter were thers sum reel shockin reveels!
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Invader Zim: Bron Agan Chrisstun<br />Chapter Sevent: Hellck on Earth
I felled towards the grond but my bak hurted sooooo bad. I cudant see Steefen I think he was maybe died an was fallin more fast
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Usin my noo wings I started flyin to serch for Stepher an I fownd him fitin Skepness Man.
Then he jump kikked Skepness arm of an ran thru the openin to get back toe the motosikle an drove fast away.
I stated to follow him but a voyse called owt.<br />
Nee got a =( look on the face an yelled.
Then it all clacked, thatz why Dib was poweruped an there was demans ever were. He was the Anitchrist!
Nee o-mouthed at realizin what he just said an was sad.
He was soo shoked he droped his nife an it fell an hit Rign Mater hoo had escapid becos hes retried an was ridin a brony an braned his fourhed
I lolled at teh poetic justase of Ring Masters kill bu Nee was not amoosed.
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BIG BOOM BOOM BAM BOOOM said the the Voot Crooser an Dib got coatered in smoke an dirt an dust.<br />The dus sturted to cleer an a guy waked owt.
It
I flowed down with Nee to Zim an we both huged him for savin the world.
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Dib stunded up an gared at us.
Zim taked my crossifix wile I was just standin in shok an ran to Dib reedy for a kill.
Nee loked to the city were Dib was rampagin an killin then at me an braved.
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==Chapter 8==
AN: HEERS THE EPIC KUNKLUSHUN TO INVADER ZIM: BORN GAIN CHRISTAN. WILL GLORIA STOPED THE RAPTER? WILL ZIM SAKRIFASE BE IN VANE? WILL DIH BE DEFEETED? FIND OWT!111333
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Hes much more strong an big than me!
I uncorked my wints an Nee goated on my bak so we floo to the battal seen.
We sumpted to go towars the city were all the battal was goin
Skepness Man lurped out from behin a bildin reddy to kill me!
Then I saw it had a big bumpy thing an realised that SKep an Business Man didant be good Christans an wate for merried an did a baby alsready!
Sinse they was putted bak to bak it meened Skepness Man
It was a dirty trike an he was gonna pay.
He jumped of me an take dot a nifes to stab into Skepness
I swooped in an groped the baby from
I didant lick the plan but it was the onlee way so I nooded with hed so Nee got the bapee an ranned of wile I headed (lol head, lick
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I o-mouthed this was evven worse than I thot!1
Do u no were I can find one?
Dib was gettin out his glowy switchnife reddy to drub it inot my hart.
This was the end for me an Jesus an all the good Chritian pepoles becos Satin wud get samoaned an finish teh rupture. The swatchblade gotted closure an closure
I smied happy becos dum Dib had falled rite for my seekrit plan.
FLASBACK<br />Me n Nee was flyin thru the citystreets on are way to fite Dib (we hadant fite Skepness Man yet) wen I stoped flyin.
(AN: JUST IN CASE YUO PERVS FORGOAT THIS IS A CHRISTAN STORY SO IM DEFIANTLY NOT WRITIN THE NEXT PART JUST MAKE A PRETEND CHAPTER IN YUR HED OR SUMTHIN PERVS!11)
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FLABSHACK ENS<br />Dib roared like the sun relay mad as he relised I cudant be sakrifised now an his plan was ruins.
"MOOOOOOOOOO!11
HOW WILL I SUMMAN SATIN NOW!
Suddenly my crossifix started glowin brite wite an it made a sheeld to stop the bat stuff from hitin me. Tow of das flame ragers, Projency Masheen an Lurvable Freek was refracted back at thes tuff an was made on fire an turnsed to assh.
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Then the ash died.
The crossifix keept glowin an glowin an glowin an I felt alls powered up so I sayd
An a hooge beem of lite shotted out an hit Dib in the huge hed an he started glowin an on fire but bad fire that hurt him.
Then Dibs head busted open an blood an branes an fire rayned out all round the city an burned sum pepole but there was a hospital neerby so it was all good.
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EPALOG<br />I floo bak to my hohem were Nee, Zooy an Stephen was cheerin an hootin an Nee was
I o-mouthed and huged her even more titer but stoped so I didant kill the bablee by mistake.<br />
It wass the best day ever an we were all happy an I gotted a massage telepathic in my head.
The b****** hads it common. By Gloria Deschanel an thanks for helpin me become: INVADER ZIM: BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN!22″
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ALSO GO REED MY OTTER SUPER GOOD STORYS ITS MY LIFE! AN TEEN FORTRESS 2! BYE!111
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