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I was living in a trash can in a rural area. I got in contact with an information about an inheritance for me. I
I had always wanted a cabin in the woods. One of the qualifications was I had to have never written scary stories online before. I thought it was weird, but could confirm I
Okay, so there were some rules that came with owning the cabin.
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Rule 5 - If you catch anyone using the bathroom uninvited on your property you must write a scary story about it
Rule 7 -
Rule 8 - Beware of
Rule 9 - Rule 1-9 cannot be removed by any other rule exempting the clause in rule 6 regarding rule 8, and supersedes anything from rule 1. Any former rules of previous owners current owner is exempt from unless they become aware of such a rule outside of Rules 1-8 while on the property (excluding clause in rule 6) after catching someone pooping on the property and before writing a scary story about it.
Boring backstory emitted. There were more rules over the years, mostly regarding Rule 1, 6 and 9. The
I am writing this because tonight I caught someone pooping on my way to use the outhouse, right at about 8:00 PM.
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As I was writing it, I got an incoming call and accidentally swiped to answer while trying to delete some text, the swipe I made trying to erase text answered the call.
I heard as I wiped my butt.
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{{by|knackeredeunuch|date=September 2, 2021}}
[[Category:Trollpasta]]
[[Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep]]▼
[[Category:Potty Humor]]
[[Category:TRUE STORY]]
▲[[Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep]]
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