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JEFF THE KILLER LEARNS THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS

it was december 24th in hollis ave in the dark jeff the killer was dressed as santa claus his costume was wite but it got stained red from all the blood he had a big sack he put it down and out spilled a buncha eyeballs that look like christmas ornamints hehehe he said some kiddies are going to get a real suprEYES on christmas day
it was december 24th in hollis ave in the dark jeff the killer was dressed as santa claus his costume was wite but it got stained red from all the blood he had a big sack he put it down and out spilled a buncha eyeballs that look like christmas ornamints hehehe he said some kiddies are going to get a real suprEYES on christmas day


jef brok into a mansion he poured the eyeballs on the christmas tree and snucked up the stares like some sort of grinch he went to my parents room and said ho ho ho i know who is naughty wake up so you can go to sleep so murder claus can come and murder you
jef brok into a mansion he poured the eyeballs on the christmas tree and snucked up the stares like some sort of grinch he went to my parents room and said ho ho ho i know who is naughty wake up so you can go to sleep so murder claus can come and murder you


my dad tried to grab his machine gun but he didnt have it becuz of f*kin obama jeff through a knife at him and it got stuck in his brain. my dad is screaming ah ah ah ah my brain and then he died my mom is just crying like a dumb hore who dont understand nothing jeff punches her in the mouth then sticks a bunch of needles in her face
my dad tried to grab his machine gun but he didnt have it becuz of f*kin obama jeff through a knife at him and it got stuck in his brain. my dad is screaming ah ah ah ah my brain and then he died my mom is just crying like a dumb hore who dont understand anything jeff punches her in the mouth then sticks a bunch of needles in her face


its the season of giving jeff said and im giving you a buncha needles in you face
its the season of giving jeff said and im giving you a buncha needles in you face
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oh man the new pokemon game i say then i look closer what POKEMON BLACK?!?!?!
oh man the new pokemon game i say then i look closer what POKEMON BLACK?!?!?!

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''Written by {{cpwuser|ImGonnaBeThatGuy}} in [[w:c:creepypasta:User blog:Creepypasta Joe/JEFF THE KILLER CHRISTMAS#comm-215181|this]] blog post comment.''
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