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when jeff came into my room i was ready for him i had on my juggalo makeup and he thought he was looking into a mirror it was p funny but also scary and weird we heard and sound and ran down to the christmas tree jeff screams because he forgot about the eyeballs on the tree but i just laugh and am brave
when jeff came into my room i was ready for him i had on my juggalo makeup and he thought he was looking into a mirror it was p funny but also scary and weird we heard and sound and ran down to the christmas tree jeff screams because he forgot about the eyeballs on the tree but i just laugh and am brave


we saw santa coming down the chimney and jeff is like theres only one room for santas in this town and ran santa through with my authentic katana sword i bot from that chinese place at the mall with the incense and posters[[File:Nancy_reagan_mr_t_189jrc6-189jrdj.jpg|thumb|santa n mrs claus in happyer times]]
[[File:Nancy_reagan_mr_t_189jrc6-189jrdj.jpg|thumb|santa n mrs claus in happyer times]]

we saw santa coming down the chimney and jeff is like theres only one room for santas in this town and ran santa through with my authentic katana sword i bot from that chinese place at the mall with the incense and posters


i think for a second WAIT JEFF SOMETHING IS WRONG i shout and run to santas corpse i take of santas glasses and windbreaker
i think for a second WAIT JEFF SOMETHING IS WRONG i shout and run to santas corpse i take of santas glasses and windbreaker
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why would he do that asks jeff
why would he do that asks jeff

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[[File:Jesus-Lightswitch.jpg|thumb|pitchered: jesus (left) jeff (right) me (top) center (my dick lol)]]


because when he died he was like kirby and sucked up all r sins even future sins and hes like look im dying hear and if you love me like i love you then when you die youll go to heaven
because when he died he was like kirby and sucked up all r sins even future sins and hes like look im dying hear and if you love me like i love you then when you die youll go to heaven
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thats pretty cool jeff said
thats pretty cool jeff said


we flew threw a cloud
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we flew threw a cloud [[File:Jesus-Lightswitch.jpg|thumb|pitchered: jesus (left) jeff (right) me (top) center (my dick lol)]]


jesus loves us and only threw him can we get everlasting life in heaven jeff starts crying
jesus loves us and only threw him can we get everlasting life in heaven jeff starts crying
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oh man the new pokemon game i say then i look closer what POKEMON BLACK?!?!?!
oh man the new pokemon game i say then i look closer what POKEMON BLACK?!?!?!


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''Written by {{cpwuser|ImGonnaBeThatGuy}} in [[w:c:creepypasta:User blog:Creepypasta Joe/JEFF THE KILLER CHRISTMAS#comm-215181|this]] blog post comment.''
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<hr />''Written by {{cpwuser|ImGonnaBeThatGuy}} in [[w:c:creepypasta:User blog:Creepypasta Joe/JEFF THE KILLER CHRISTMAS#comm-215181|this]] blog post comment.''
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