JEFF THE TANUKI

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ONCE UPON A TIME JEFF WAS SMOKING POT WITH BEN AND HE ACCIDENTALLY SMOKED A SUPER LEAF! A TANUKI SUIT APPEARED ON HIM! HE USED HIS TAIL TO FLY, BUT THEN A BULLET BILL TOUCHED HIM AND HE FELL! NOTHIN' BELOW HIM BUT BOILING LAVA! LUCKILY, A SKULL RAFT CAME BY!

SMILEDOG: SKULLS?! OOH, SKULLS MEAN BAD MEDICINE!

JEFF: WELL, THESE SKULLS WERE GOOD MEDICINE FOR ME!

ANYWAY, JEFF WAS ATTACKED BY CRAZED LAVA SHARKS, BUT HE STABBED THEM AND USED THEM TO CROSS THE LAVA! HE THEN WENT HOME AND ATE PIZZA, AND SWORE TO LAY OFF POT FOR A WEEK.

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OH NO, HERE WE GO AGAIN...

HE DIDN'T NOTICE, THOUGH, THAT THE SLICE OF PIZZA HE WAS ABOUT TO PUT INTO HIS MOUTH HAD A DASH PEPPER ON IT....