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I'm Jack and I'm going to tell you the true reality about how I got rich. Everything was in color and my mother was a crack addict and she wanted me to sell our donkey for some crack or money from her local dealer down at the Hooders club alley. I told her that I didn't feel the need to do it and she slapped me with her big saggy titties and sent me flying to the kitchen. She got mad when "I" broke a few dishes and sent me on my way.

 

I woke up and I felt my pants wet from the adventure and saw my mother and brother beside me while patting on my forehead with a wet cold washcloth. I heard voices of comfort beside me from my window and saw three people. One was fat and had a fat white haired woman in his arm while next to her there was a fit skinny man holding a can of green beans." I was all just a dream", I thought to myself and that everything was in black and white again and I was back in Kansas with my pet dog sleeping at my side. But that's when I felt it…Eyes staring at me from the distance. I looked at my dresser and saw a large snail looking at me…And that is how I became rich when I met the snail I named Gary and that he did actually lay golden eggs and we lived happily ever after…I had to tell the press a different story that you may know about "Jack and the Beanstalk" the old classic tail.

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