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Picture this; a crispy chicken sandwich. I would like to if I may take you on a strange journey as I tell you the origin story of Jack Box; the mascot for the Jack In The Box fast food company, or rather a possible origin story for that particular fast food mascot. Allow me to explain, there is a film in the works entitled Jack Box: The Man And His Dream which is to be produced by
The film starts exactly the same as the anecdote I just explained. Jack and Malcolm ride around the Hollywood studios lot, and have themselves a nice lunch as Jack begins to tell his origin story to the delight of Rosenberg and the intrigue of the Corleone Capos who were using the restaurant to wash their dough in a sink. All tables at Jack In The Box come with a sink so you can wash your burger and maybe even possibly your fries. Born in Michigan, Jack was born not Jack Box, but rather Jack Burger. A really embarrassing name I know. His childhood and adolescence was rather unremarkable, but when he was in his early to mid twenties he got a job as a fry cook at a rundown restaurant called
One evening while leaving
While watching
Jack loved the Plaza Hotel even though he had only been there twice, as the concierge Tim Curry treated Jack and his parents like royalty with them being treated by Curry as being personal friends of the management. Curry really liked Jack back then, but these days he suspects the mascot of being a major counterfeiter. Why exactly does Curry suspect this? Ask the dishes! Anyways,
Jack enjoying the burger caught the eye of the Gourmand Three, who came up to the bench and the fattest one of the three asked for a bite. Back in those times, Jack was a very kind hearted fellow so he split his burger into three halves for the three men as he
Knowing that his burgers could be a real hit someday, he decided to ignore recent events and opened up his own burger van located just across the street from his former place of employment, and Jack was forced to move shop after Wilt broke into the back of the van and poisoned
The Kameal Brothers, as they had been with all of their customers in the past, were very rude with Jack and they refused to sell a warehouse to someone of Jack's social standing. Jack then offered to make the Brothers one of his bacon ultimate cheeseburgers and they agreed. The Kameal Brothers sat down at a table in
Nearly fainting over the possibility of possibly meeting his idol in the flesh, Jack agreed to let Gourmand to scout the restaurant. Sadly, the visit was to cement
With the revolver in hand, Jack unloaded three bullets into
In truth,
As his company became more and more powerful, Jack became something of a con artist as he started up a scam competition entitled Win
Raul was taken outside into the parking lot, and placed into a trunk which was then thrown into the back of a moving truck. One of the trunkers hit the back of the truck with his gloved hand as he yelled,
One evening after making the olive oil trade of a lifetime with the Godfather, Jack had himself a terrible nightmare. He was standing in the parking lot of his restaurant and Vito Corleone appeared in a hearse. He unloaded the hearse, and revealed that there were two coffins stacked in there. Vito opened up the coffins, and they were full of Molinari Family members who had been gutted like a fish. Vito was dressed in old Victorian bedwear with a nightcap, dressing gown, and was holding a candle as he said in an echoey voice,
The show was really bad with
Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yes, once outside in the parking lot, Jack was loading up his car with fruits and vegs he stole from the
Doctor Scott ended up passing out due to Jack spiking his burger with homemade otter sauce which the old doc was highly allergic to if you
While walking through town one day, Jack yapped on and on to an uncaring Phil about how he wanted to expand the company even further, possibly into the United Kingdom and maybe even Oakton City. Jack ended up walking across the street without looking both ways which resulted in him getting hit by a bus. The impact of the crash forced Jack into a coma, and it seemed highly doubtful that ole Jackie boy would be able to get out of this one. His doctor; Doctor Hap was dressed like a 14th century doctor as he said to
As the years passed, Jack grew to become more and more judgemental indeed as he refused to take advice from anyone and started falsely accusing everyone of conspiring against him. Derek Rice knew better as he was the only one who would never question Jack as he repeatedly told his lover Scuba Diver Moe that he would not make the same mistake that Phil made. Only time will tell if that happens or not. The film would then end with a question about whether absolute power and corporate greed changed Jack, or perhaps his pride was the real problem as pride was a worm that feasted upon
So,
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