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Rumor has it that Jake Paul has already killed several sparring partners with just a single uppercut. So, needless to say, it is becoming increasingly difficult for Jake to hire sparring partners, and those that do undertake the heavy risk are required to sign a number of liability waivers in the event they are permanently disfigured, maimed, incur brain damage or are killed. Recently, while trying to plan future bouts, Jake's manager called the managers. of some of the current top ten boxers in the world, to discuss the possibility of arranging fights. All of them except one promptly declined, refusing to even entertain the notion of stepping into the same ring as Jake Paul. The one that didn't decline, Joshua Anthony of the UK, suffered a massive heart attack immediately upon hearing that Jake Paul wanted to fight him.
He is presently in critical condition and not expected to recover. So, there are caveats to being the best boxer of all time, especially a superior boxer with the extraordinary skills of Jake Paul. The most significant drawback for Jake is that everybody is terrified of him — even his closest of friends (Jake recently killed one of his best friends for beating him at a video game, with a single open-handed blow to the knee). Even the great Rocky Balboa, when asked about the skillet of Jake Paul, stated
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