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<p class="MsoNormal">Jason Fourkeys obtained his legendary name and persona from one day stealing a set of keys off me that went to my car, my basement, my television, and my legendary porn archives. He always targeted people with four keys on their keychain. He
<p class="MsoNormal">He then proceeds back into the murky 2 feet of water in my pond, where he swims freely with the other fish, whom I found lying on the sidewalk and had to beat into submission to be one with my pond. </p>
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