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I knew this wasn't over once Bobby sent me the link. I told him to watch the finale episode I saw. He said it was probably just a coincidence. So I told him to go fuck himself. I blocked Bobby that instant. What a prick. I reported the link to the authorities. They said that they couldn't track the websites source. They told me to stay out of the situation from then on. I said
I keep seeing signs and bus ads for Jeopardy. My piss comes to a boil so hard every time I do, like so hot, you could boil noodles in that shit man lol. I checked my local TV schedule for the show. It was surprisingly not on; until one date. Friday June 6th. I realized that is the SIXTH day of June, the SIXTH month, on Friday, the SIXTH day of the week. If it was in 2006, I'd shit out my green bean guacamole burrito again lol. I had to watch this episode. I felt as if I needed to to end this deal.
The day had come. I had Funkles beside me, and I was ready to watch this gruesome mess of a TV show on my television. The show then had started. The title screen was in negative and reverse, but this time, the title screen was painted with slightly hyper realistic blood. It was also spelt
The host then said
[[File:Jeopardy.jpg|thumb|300px|This was Edward's wallpaper after he watched the "Edward" episode on tv]]
The FBI then called me. They said that they had watched the episode. They were really gonna try to find the source now. I knew they wouldn't.... BECAUSE IT WAS COMING FROM HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Then I went to my computer to get my mind off of the episode. My fear was over the top now. My wallpaper was a backround of Jeopardy. It was negatively coloured, and had the host, Alex Trebek, with his eyes filled up with blood. I forgot to mention it was also slightly unrealistic. Kinda. I opened up Youtube, and everything was Jeopardy related. I clicked a video, and It was the host. He was talking to the viewer. He then spoke:
He then saw me and said
Funkles was crying, because Bobby had died. I then remembered my Green Bean Guacamole Burrito! I regurgitated it, and shoved it down Bobby's throat! He came back to life! He then said
After that, I returned home to go watch some TV. I turned it on, and it was........... some regular ass TV. What did you expect JEOPARDY?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See you later my friends. Actually no fuck that man. Just...just..... later guys. TO BE CONINUED?!?!?!?!?!?!
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