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	[[File:JeffsToothache.png\|thumb]]ONE DAY JEFF WAS PIGGING OUT AND IT HAPPENED! ALL THOSE YEARS OF NEGLECTING HIS TEETH GAVE HIM A HUGE, MONSTROUS TOOTHACHE!		[[File:JeffsToothache.png\|thumb\|Drawn by Furbearingbrick.]]ONE DAY JEFF WAS PIGGING OUT AND IT HAPPENED! ALL THOSE YEARS OF NEGLECTING HIS TEETH GAVE HIM A HUGE, MONSTROUS TOOTHACHE!

	THIS PAIN BURNED LIKE THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! IT HURT WORSE THAN PASSING A KIDNEY STONE THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON! IT HURT WORSE THAN GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS! (WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT BAD.) BUT IT WAS THE WORST PAIN HE'D EVER EXPERIENCED! OW OW OW OW!!!!		THIS PAIN BURNED LIKE THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! IT HURT WORSE THAN PASSING A KIDNEY STONE THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON! IT HURT WORSE THAN GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS! (WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT BAD.) BUT IT WAS THE WORST PAIN HE'D EVER EXPERIENCED! OW OW OW OW!!!!

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