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{{note credit|'''Author's note:''' This is a parody of those dumb high school romance stories. - FaliusKonogami}}
Everyone was once young. Even Jeff the Killer. And though he's not truly human, even he once went to school. High school, to be precise.
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One day in his first year of high school Jeff the Killer, or diKilar as he was known back then, went to school. While going to his locker, he noticed an unfamiliar person in the hallway. It was a girl. Her back was turned to him, so he couldn't see her face, only her hair: Three amber gold braids so long the girl had to drag them around on the floor, yet despite constantly being in contact with the filth of the ground, they remained pristine. Despite not knowing what her face looks like, Jeff instantly knew that he was in love with the adorable lady. He felt his cheeks turn red, and hid them inside his locker, pretending to go through his books.
Later that day, Jeff went to history class. He liked history - obviously not as much as physics, though - because he thought the teacher had a nice beard. Jeff liked to imagine himself running his fingers in that lovely forest of manliness. But, unfortunately, the very same beard distracted him overwhelmingly, and thus, his grades suffered a lot. In fact, history was by far his worst subject!
He expected the lesson to begin as normal, but instead, the teacher said that today, a new student would join Jeff's history class. He said it was a girl, and then opened the door, beckoning someone with his hand. In came, indeed, a girl...
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After history, Jeff and Jennifer left for the school courtyard to speak in private. It was the place where all the outsiders always went: a shady corner with a creepy, black tree overshadowing their conversations. It was the best location for the two eldritch lovebirds to meet.
At this moment, Jeff was shocked. This beauty... No, this deity of love, was supposed to be his sister? But then... How can they be together?!
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