Jeff Popping Antics

It Begins

Furbearingbrick: Jeff Is So Hyper-Hyper-Hyper Realistc That He Breaks Out Of Your Computer Moitor

41488p: now he's breaking out of Moiters. Thought Monitors was just enough.

Wolfenmaus: Not even The Poostman can hold him back

Brick: Jeff can pop out of ANYTHING. Even Slendy, pies, skeletons, my bellybutton, and YOU

NOTHING IS SAFE

Wolfenmaus: We need to call in Johnson! How often does he pop out of anuses?

Hellninjas: Fur, does that mean i'm pregnant?

41488p: damn, can he pop out of his own anus?

Brick: Pregnant with Jeff The Killer. That's...an unpleasant thought

41488p: JEFF-CEPTION

Brick: How do you THINK he can pop out of closets without being detected? He teleports.

Wolfenmaus: He's a Weeping Angel.

Hellninjas: Wolfen, so he's a statue?

41488p: so he teleports into himself just as he is giving birth. Plausible.

41488p: Jeff Teleports into an Alternate Universe Just As Alternate Universe Jeff Teleports into Jeff's Universe, So Nothing FUCKING HAPPENS.

Brick: Jeff Pop's Out Of A Volcano And Dies

LATER...

King Krule: Im gonna get popcorn for this argument.

Brick: But Jeff popped out of the popcorn too! WHAT YOU DO

King Krule: Eat the remaining popcorn.

Brick: Hot Buttered Serial Killer.

Brick"Is there anything Jeff CAN'T pop out of?

King Krule: A bottomless salad bar.

Brick: He hates salad?

King Krule: No it's bottomless

Brick: Bottomless Pit Of Salad. One of the least efficient death traps in supervillian lairs.

Wolfenmaus: Jeff pops out of a bottomless salad. What do you do?

"more vinagerette"

Thelegendofasome: Kick him the the bottemless saled yelling: THIS IS SPARTA

Wolfenmaus: Jeff Pops Out Of Creepypasta Chat. What do you do?

Brick: Ban him and wait for teh butthurt.

King Krule: Close chat.

Brick: Jeff Pops Out Of George Lucas's Coffee Mug. Jeff pops Out Of Notch's Beard.

Demon666Ella: jeff pops out of my birthday cake and says go to sleep

Wolves In The Basement: Jeff pops out of the nose of a small baby antelope. Jeff pops out of the ear of a buffalo who's name was Fred, then the buffalo got killed in a big war so now he is dead.

And Now, The Part Where You Add Your Own...

Jeff Pops Out Of The Broken Glass Beast And Gets Multiple Lacerations

Jeff pops out of A white van that has "FREE CANDY" written on the side.

Jeff pops out of an origami swan

Jeff pops out of Oscar's trash can

Jeff pops out of a Jeff recolor

Jeff pops out of Zalgo's 7th mouth

Jeff pops out of one of Smiledog's nipples (poor Smiledog)

Jeff pops out of the toilet

Jeff pops out of a sugar bowl

Jeff pops out of a potted plant

Jeff pops out of a pot plant (SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY)

Jeff pops out of a roast chicken

Jeff pops out of a candy wrapper

Jeff pops out of a banana peel

Jeff pops out of a garden gnome

Jeff pops out of an eggroll

Jeff pops out of Cleric, chestburster-style

Jeff pops out of a rice cracker

Jeff pops out of B.O.B.'s ass

Jeff pops out of an NES

Jeff pops out of the Pope

Jeff pops out of a Cuban cigar

Jeff pops out of my shrimp fried rice. Now he's ruined it, the bastard.

Jeff pops out of his knife (how does that even work?)

Jeff pops out of a cannon

Jeff pops out of a brick wall (OH YEAAAAAAH!!!)

Jeff pops out of a red blood cell

Jeff pops out of xcomickittyx's hair

Jeff pops out of a Popple

Jeff pops out of a really badly-made Sonic recolor

Jeff pops out of Jane's cleavage

Jeff pops out of a bottle of soda pop

Jeff pops out of an iPhone

Jeff pops out of a Christmas tree

Jeff pops out of the spammer who's been plaguing Trollpasta Wiki

Jeff pops out of Luigi's moustache