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For ''your'' New Year's Resolution, Mr. Santa Claus, you shall promise to bring me exactly what I want for Christmas, every Christmas. You shall deliver the following gifts to me by December 25th, 2011, at exactly 12:00 AM: |
For ''your'' New Year's Resolution, Mr. Santa Claus, you shall promise to bring me exactly what I want for Christmas, every Christmas. You shall deliver the following gifts to me by December 25th, 2011, at exactly 12:00 AM: |
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==My List (entries are open till Dec. 13th)== |
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*Lasers |
*Lasers |
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*A freakin' sweet waterslide |
*A freakin' sweet waterslide |
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*An enchanted, indestructible suit of armor (not one that will turn on me or curse me, please) |
*An enchanted, indestructible suit of armor (not one that will turn on me or curse me, please) |
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*Massive pecs |
*Massive pecs, washboard abs, and buns of steel |
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*near-godlike virility |
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*A flaming sword |
*A flaming sword |
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*A body double to throw off that damn detective who's always on my case. Damn him! No matter what I do to him, he JUST WON'T STAY DEAD!!! Oh. Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah... |
*A body double to throw off that damn detective who's always on my case. Damn him! No matter what I do to him, he JUST WON'T STAY DEAD!!! Oh. Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah... |