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*A 200-foot-tall statue of me cast in solid bronze |
*A 200-foot-tall statue of me cast in solid bronze |
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*A giant killer mech shaped like myself |
*A giant killer mech shaped like myself |
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*Every video game Nintendo has ever made, ''including the unreleased ones'' |
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*An antimatter ray |
*An antimatter ray |
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*A sacrifical offering of 20 virgins to satiate my bloodlust (either male or female ones are fine, I'm not picky) |
*A sacrifical offering of 20 virgins to satiate my bloodlust (either male or female ones are fine, I'm not picky) |