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*Massive pecs, washboard abs, and buns of steel |
*Massive pecs, washboard abs, and buns of steel |
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*near-godlike virility |
*near-godlike virility |
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*A katana that shoots lightning |
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*A flaming sword |
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*A five-star restaurant that will serve only ME |
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*A body double to throw off that damn detective who's always on my case. Damn him! No matter what I do to him, he JUST WON'T STAY DEAD!!! Oh. Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah... |
*A body double to throw off that damn detective who's always on my case. Damn him! No matter what I do to him, he JUST WON'T STAY DEAD!!! Oh. Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah... |
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*Functioning wings that can support my full weight and that of another person, preferably batlike |
*Functioning wings that can support my full weight and that of another person, preferably batlike |
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*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian |
*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian |
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*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right? |
*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right? |
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*A vast, |
*A vast, opulent palace and my own private island to store it all |
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*Oh yeah, and Smiledog says he wants a new squeaky bone. (mumble mumble...stupid needy mutt...) |
*Oh yeah, and Smiledog says he wants a new squeaky bone. (mumble mumble...stupid needy mutt...) |
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