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*MOAR LASERS |
*MOAR LASERS |
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*An antimatter ray |
*An antimatter ray |
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*A sacrifical offering of 20 virgins to satiate my bloodlust (either male or female ones are fine, I'm not picky) |
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*A freakin' sweet waterslide |
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*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian |
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*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right? |
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*A vast, opalescent palace and my own private island to store it all |
*A vast, opalescent palace and my own private island to store it all |
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*Oh yeah, and Smiledog says he wants a new squeaky bone. (mumble mumble...stupid needy mutt...) |
*Oh yeah, and Smiledog says he wants a new squeaky bone. (mumble mumble...stupid needy mutt...) |