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*A sacrifical offering of 20 virgins to satiate my bloodlust (either male or female ones are fine, I'm not picky) |
*A sacrifical offering of 20 virgins to satiate my bloodlust (either male or female ones are fine, I'm not picky) |
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*A freakin' sweet waterslide |
*A freakin' sweet waterslide |
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*An enchanted, indestructible suit of armor (not one that will turn on me or curse me, please) |
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*Massive pecs |
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*A flaming sword |
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*Functioning wings, preferably batlike |
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*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian |
*A huge velvet cape and warlock collar so I can look like a ''proper'' supervillian |
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*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right? |
*A huge, sinister pipe organ. I really don't know how to play one, but I took piano lessons for four weeks when I was eight. That's good enough, right? |