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URGENT NEWS
DENTIST STILL AT LARGE
A stupid kid said this "I had fell asleep and had forgotten to brush my teeth. Then I woke up because I had a bad dream about Gingivitis. *shivers at thought of bleeding gums*. I noticed my window was open but that was usual since I always leave it open to welcome Shrek so he can save my cold anus. But something was off. I looked at the bottom of my bed and there was a guy at the end of it. Every tooth in my mouth had a sudden cold feel in them. A man wearing a surgical mask and a headlamp was staring right at me. He lunged at me and yelled "GO TO THE DENTIST!" he raised a toothbrush from his pocket and started scrubbing my mouth clean wildly. He then proceeded to filling in cavities and polishing my teeth. I chose the bubblegum flavor polisher. I think I should've chosen grape flavored. At the taste of the god awful bubblegum flavored polisher I screamed but he gagged me with those weird things they put in after polishing
Jeff and his family moved into the neighborhood. Jeff got a new dentist job here which is pretty dope. Jeff lived with his wife Liu and they're beautiful daughter Ben. The new house was hella dope. It had a pool but then Ben drowned in it. So Jeff went
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