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"Moving sucks" Said Jeff. He didn't like moving because he has no character. "Can it you failure, I need to talk to our new neighbors." Said his mom with no character. His dad is a non-factor. Lpu, his brother, agrees with Jeff, but this doesn't amount to anything
"Moving sucks" Said Jeff. He didn't like moving because he has no character. "Can it you failure, I need to talk to our new neighbors." Said his mom, who also had no character. His dad doesn't even do anything. Lpu (guess how much character he has), his brother, agrees with Jeff, but this doesn't amount to anything


"Hey, new kid, give us ya god damn lunch money" said some rather convenient bullies to Lpu. Jeff didn't like this, so he proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of them. Said bullies the promptly lie to school officials, and they believe the kids who have presumably been robbing people at knifepoint (oh yeah I forgot they had knives) for some time, and Lpu takes the fall for Jeff and gets arrested.
"Hey, new kid, give us ya god damn lunch money" said some rather convenient bullies to Lpu. Jeff didn't like this, so he proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of them. Said bullies the promptly lie to school officials, and they believe the kids who have presumably been robbing people at knifepoint (oh yeah I forgot they had knives) for some time, and Lpu takes the fall for Jeff and gets arrested.
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