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Jeff checked his pocket for Worm Jeff. Worm Jeff always tried to steal his money. Sure enough, WJ was there. Jeff flicked him out the window infront of the car. He proceded to run over WJ. It was so hyperrealistic, everyone's pants turned brown. Anyway, the car gave him a low fuel warning, so he went to a gas station. He busted into the store there and saw a baby. The baby was crying. Jeff scooped up the baby and rocked him in his arm. "go to sleep, go to sleep little baby." The baby was soothed and went to sleep. The baby's mother paid jeff 5 dollars. He used 1 dollar on some Slender-Juice and 4 on gas. When he was driving, a sentry attacked and blew up his car. Onstar told him he shouldn't have done that, and he was at BEN's House by teleportation. Ben got a shovel and beat up Jeff. Jeff was knocked out.

 

Ben: YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT, MAN (See bottom)

 

 

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