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[[File:Timmy-Mega-Man.jpg|thumb|A hyper-realistic picture of Mega Man.]]
Once upon a time, Jeff the Killer was sitting alone on a beach eating a picnic lunch. He ate some bacon and drank a glass of cool tall lemonade and began to smile. "This was the life", he smiled. He took a break from killing because he thought about it and realized it was wrong. He tried sending quarters and pennies to the families of the people he killed on notes written in red ink and they usually forgave him. It was like a huge hard-on, I mean burden was lifted from his shoulders.
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"IF YOU ARE COLD DUDE LIKE ME, YOU WILL FIGHT ME IN THE MEGAMAN BEACH SURFING CONTEST! Winner earns a 12-pack of Diet Coke with Limenade!"
At that point Jeff was scared but he picked up his surfer board and headed to the waters. He had gotten hit in the head with bleach before and survived that, so this should be OK in comparison, right?
"5 4 3 2 1!" shouted the referee, a short German man with a mustache and a red cap with an 'M' on it. He then bit into a peach.
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'''The End.'''
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