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In conclusion due to all the evidence laid out on the table, I must confirm Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.
In conclusion due to all the evidence laid out on the table, I must confirm Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.


== An apple's theory of destiny ==
An apple is red, just like Jeff's smile.

Since banana is a whore, that means banana's suck cock, party, and are addicted to alcohol

Last time I checked, Jeff is a whore.

So in conclusion, Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.
== A banana's theory that is better than apple's ==
== A banana's theory that is better than apple's ==
A Banana is yellow, so is Micky Mouse's blood in abandoned by Disney.
A Banana is yellow, so is Micky Mouse's blood in abandoned by Disney.