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Ok so, back in 1837, Madagascar 2 by Dreamworks gave birth to a
That was until he was found in the woods kissing slander men. His lips were covered in termites and blood. Madagascar 2 by Dreamworks was pissed.
His emo bf was shown dead.
Jeff then cut off Katy
[[File:Katy Perry Bald.jpg|thumb|center|Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?]]▼
Jane was basic, average, and girl. She made a stan Tumblr account simping for Jeff after news of his disappearance and murders. Jeff saw it and DM’d her. “Meet me behind the house from Family Guy”. Jane did what he asked of her. “I’m going to make you beautiful” “with bleach, a lighter, and Eda Mode’s hair?” “Don’t ask questions”. ▼
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▲Jane was basic, average, and girl. She made a stan Tumblr account simping for Jeff after news of his disappearance and murders. Jeff saw it and
Jeff lit her on fire and poured bleach on her the same way his kidnapper did to him because it’s like poetry it rhymes and what fucking ever. Peter Griffin walked in on this. “What the hell? This is worse than the one time Jeff the Killer cut off and stole Katy Perry’s hair!” “Silence fat man!” Jeff screamed. “What did you say?” Peter clenched his fist. “Your show is ''cringe''.”▼
▲Jeff lit her on fire and poured bleach on her the same way his kidnapper did to him because
Peter gut punched Jeff knocking him to the ground because he’s skinnier than a goddamn strain of hair. “Owie!” Jeff cried. “You think that hurt?” Jane said. “I’m on fucking fire!”▼
▲Peter gut punched Jeff knocking him to the ground because
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