Jeffery the Killer
Ok so, back in 1837, Madagascar 2 by Dreamworks gave birth to a person named "Jeff". Jeff liked to wear a Hatsume Miku binder but was bullied for it at school. (Couldn't imagine why). One day, he snapped. He stabbed his bullies to death with a piece of paper. "I guess you got a PAPERCUT!" he said victoriously. He jumped into his emo bf's car and was never seen ever again.
That was until he was found in the woods kissing slander men. His lips were covered in termites and blood. Madagascar 2 by Dreamworks was pissed. "Why you run from me??? Why you run from meeeeee?" it screamed in an offensive accent. Jeff was grounded for five centuries until the imposter from amogus teleported into his room and took him away.
His emo bf was shown dead. "You want to be like this? You want to be like this?" the imposter aggressively whispered in an Indian accent. Jeff was lit on fire with bleached pour all over his skinny tree branch body. "Now you white! Now you look like Michael Jackson after the surgery!" the imposter said with a sadistic grin. Jeff had enough. Jeff beat the Imposter to death with a Pop it.
Jeff then cut off Katy Perry's hair and wore it as a wig.
Jane was basic, average, and girl. She made a stan Tumblr account simping for Jeff after news of his disappearance and murders. Jeff saw it and DM'd her. "Meet me behind the house from Family Guy". Jane did what he asked of her. "I'm going to make you beautiful" "with bleach, a lighter, and Eda Mode's hair?" "Don't ask questions".
Jeff lit her on fire and poured bleach on her the same way his kidnapper did to him because it's like poetry it rhymes and what fucking ever. Peter Griffin walked in on this. "What the hell? This is worse than the one time Jeff the Killer cut off and stole Katy Perry's hair!" "Silence fat man!" Jeff screamed. "What did you say?" Peter clenched his fist. "Your show is cringe."
Peter gut punched Jeff knocking him to the ground because he's skinnier than a goddamn strain of hair. "Owie!" Jeff cried. "You think that hurt?" Jane said. "I'm on fucking fire!"
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