Jeni's Suicide (Pinkfong Wonderstar Lost Episode): Difference between revisions

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(Created page with "{{NSFW}} I always love Pinkfong Wonderstar. "Why do you love it," ask you? Because its riffages and jokes are not like creator Seth MacFarlane's oldest cartoon, Family Guy, where it has cutaway gags! This show has more humor and it's awesome! It involves the prince of some unknown planet named Staria, Pinkfong, Hogi, a hedgehog who has nothing to do with Sonic, Poki, a inventor and mechanic, Jeni, a Olympic-like runner, Billi, a mean-ass rat, and a fuckton of other char...")
 
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The intro began unusually. We see the opening, but in a rap style, I mean, okay, nothing wrong with it, since I like old school rap from Limp Bizkit and whatnot. But then, they promote Mountain Dew soda. I'm guessing Smart Study and KBS wanted to air the episode with sponsorship by Mountain Dew. When we got to the end of the opening, Billi, who just popped out of nowhere was screaming, "OH MY GOD!" so loud that it shook my room. They then crash into the CIA building, dead.
 
The episode begins with Jeni in her house, unusually depressed. It looked like she was drawing Comic Sans "The Man" Hernandez on his paper. "Dinner time!" Hogi yelled offscreen. Next, we cut to outside Wonderville, assembling like hell. Jeni is at the table, crying, Poki looked disheveled, and Codi has a disgusted look on his face. As for Pinkfong, he looked disappointed, and there was black writing on Pinkfong’s star accessory, Pio, that said, "PINKFONG IS GOD" in Comic Sans font. "You know, Hogi," said he, "It's such a great dinner. I may smoke my own faggotcancer stick right now." Yeah, I guess it was okay, seeing as how the word, faggotcancer stick, meansis slang for cigarette. "Dad, you shouldn't have called me a faggotcancer stick." said Poki. "What did you say, I'm gonna fucking stab your eyes out!" said Pinkfong agerly, as he manages to grab a gun. Jeni then yells out of nowhere, "STOP KILLING PEOPLE! RECYCLE OR I'LL EAT YOUR BRAINS OUT!" Billi then came to the table, looking queasy, and having an unusual Scottish accent. "How about I eat my pecan sandies." he said while kicking Codi, sending him into the sun.
 
I was getting ready to shut the tape off, I mean, what the hell is this? This isn't the Pinkfong Wonderstar I know and love! Then, Jeni screamed so loud that her eyes became blood red. It sounded like Tara Sands, the voice of Jeni, was really screaming in terror, and not acting at all! Like nothing, Pinkfong said while this was going on, "I'm about to eat 576 tacos at Taco Bell right now." as he shoots Poki, in the most gruesome way possible. Then, we cut to Jeni, on the floor, dead, with modern day footage of 9/11 playing.