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I'm a big fan of the Jim, Deb, and Kevin video game series like a lot of people. I've narrowed it down to the classic Jim, Deb, and Kevin cartoon shows though, because I think the rest that SMEGMA had spawned out was rat crap, or maybe, it was a mouse, anyway I was browsing eBay the other day, because that's were all the creepypasta games come from, when I found Jim, Deb, and Kevin SatAM cartoon all episodes for $1 with 5 easy payments of $99 dollars on Amazon with free super saver shipping if I bought a pillow with the stock image of a creepy demonic rabbit from hell for $100 pesos on Etsy. The shipping was only 1,000 euros anyway, so I checked out the article. It had no description, except for the description I just gave you two sentences ago, no address where it came from,
you know Germany, Canadia, etc. So I just bought the SatAM cartoon with the shipping fee of 2 pounds per spot. Not just for the nostalgia, but the writing was great, and I loved the SPAGHETTI PINGAS for DINNER in the series.
Well, it all started when Derpy Mail arrived. It arrived the next morning. Oddly enough, Derpy was eating a cupcake instead of a muffin. I was happy to get the episodes and immediately put the blank CD into my laptop, starting the DVD.
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The familiar "J-J-J-J-Jim, Deb, and Kevin on N-N-N-N-Ninety-Five Five!" jingle didn't sound. Well, it did, but it was slowed down so much it sounded demonic and it gave me a cringe. The background remained black and Jim, Deb, and Kevin didn't run past the logo. It faded to black and some text appeared. I first thought it was a red font, but it looked like it was scratched into my computer screen. "Out with the old and in with the new!" I blinked and flinched as the main screen came on. The sky was a dark grey and the clouds looked dull and black, like right before a thunderstorm. The mountains were decayed and so was the logo. It even looked partially rusted. I was amazed at the pixely detail, but it also scared me. "WFMS 95.5" was now replaced with "WFMS 666" and the water was a bloody red. The familiar music wasn't played either. It was just a 16-bit mess of sounds, the demonic "J-J-J-J-Jim, Deb, and Kevin on N-N-N-N-Ninety-Five Five!" occasionally mixed in. Instead of Jim, Deb, and Kevin showing up, two characters appeared next to the logo - Conway Twitty and Johnny Cash. The sight of them terrified even more. Twitty's eyes were black and they were bleeding... his hair had been scalped as well and he had an expression of anguish on his face. Cash looked far worse. His cranium had been removed, his chick magnet guitar had been thrust into his chest, the sweet, soprano strings were dripping with blood and his eyes were black and bleeding like Twitty's and he had a look of horror on his face.
Just then I noticed a new character pop out of the middle of the logo. A bearded man arose from the logo. At first he looked like "BRRIING IT OOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!, but then frowned at what was around him. He looked confused and kinda pissed off, like he didn't really know what was going on. "Jim?" I thought. "What is this all about?" Curiosity drove me to press enter. A short, yet loud static noise sounded and the screen faded. I wish I hadn't done so. "
The demonic "J-J-J-J-Jim, Deb, and Kevin on N-N-N-N-Ninety-Five Five!" jingle sounded again as for a split second, an image flashed. It disappeared too fast so I couldn't make it out, but I could swear I saw a red and black Justin Bieber, with black and red eyes. I almost felt them pierce me and that moment made me jump. It didn't begin in WFMS Station Act 1 though. I wish it did, that stage is fun. Instead, the title card read "
The level teleported to one of the stages where you can get an ice cold beer. The background was Bud Light in the fridge made of Bud Light. It looked delicious, but I was distracted by only having 4 red
Soon, the title screen appeared again. Cash and Twitty were missing, but instead, Jim appeared. He was making his usual kick-butt pose, but his body had holes. Not bleeding holes or bullet holes, or buttholes. Just.. holes that pierced his body all over. His colors faded to a dull black and white. Even his eyes looked oddly disfigured. This scared me so much my entire bladder emptied itself. I crapped myself over and over as I watched a new character appear. I frowned upon seeing Deb, who had a sheer terrified expression, like Conway Twitty's, and backed up against the logo as if she saw someone coming towards her... Poor Deb, I think someone was indeed coming towards her. I wanted to quit the game, but as if forced, I hit start again and the screen faded.
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"GOTTA GO FSAT Act 1" The stage was blank now and the background music was the Lavender Town Theme. It nearly made me gag, but something forced me to play. The stage began and Deb's sprite was, like Jim's, very well done.
The environment was a country. It looked like a dusty road. In front of Deb was a BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!!! From Mario Kart Wii. I made Deb walk up to it and dash ahead. The level didn't change. The ground was a solid platform and it seemed that Deb was going faster, faster, faster as she went past BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!! BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOST PANEL!! I noticed the music got completely out of sync, which scared me. Suddenly Deb crashed into a wall of spikes. A loud SPLAT sounded, which didn't even sound like it would belong in a 16-bit game. Poor Deb was torn to shreds. Blood dripped from the spikes and the bloodied radio hostess as the background slowly began to melt in front of my eyes. Take a shot
Time for the third character... I saw Kevin pop out of the logo, putting on his game face, like he didn't know what torture would happen to him. The game was so terrifying and yet so fascinating, but I had to piss real bad, but my hand wouldn't budge. I even started shaking. I wanted to reach for the power button, turn the darn thing off, but my hand just wouldn't move and before I knew it, I already hit start with my foot and the screen faded.
"______ Act 9", it said. A bland, dull, repetitive song called I'm Wide Awake played in the background as the silhouette of the ground - and a sprite silhouette that resembled Kevin appeared
SPLAT!
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The red writing appeared on the screen again, only it was dripping, like blood, (I swear one more f*cking time!) and it was crooked. "Country is dead..." I replied, "Shut up JB!"
Suddenly, a familiar scene faded in. I recognized it immediately. Family Guy was playing. It was the scene at the aquarium it played out normal with Peter harassing the octopus, until when it bursted out of its tank, it shoved one of its tenticles into Peters butt, making disgusting slurping noises. I could even see green fart gas and hyper-realistic blood leaking out of his anus. (That wasn't even 30 seconds FFS!) Worst thing was that the octopus even looked like he was enjoying it and, for a moment, I think I was too, like, "Good, you deserve this." To quote Shane Koyczan, Don't F*ck with the bees! I could see the corrupted Conway Twitty and Johnny Cash in the background too. Peter cried "Help
I giggled and looked away from the screen. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something on my bed... on my bed... was the demonic hell rabbit I saw on Etsy. I quickly got out my flamethrower and burned that Muddafucha. The marshmallows roasted on it were some of the best MrEnter had ever ate.
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