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I'm a big fan of the Jim, Deb, and Kevin video game series like a lot of people. I've narrowed it down to the classic Jim, Deb, and Kevin cartoon shows though, because I think the rest that SMEGMA had spawned out was rat crap, or maybe, it was a mouse, anyway I was browsing eBay the other day, because that's were all the creepypasta games come from, when I found Jim, Deb, and Kevin SatAM cartoon all episodes for $1 with 5 easy payments of $99 dollars on Amazon with free super saver shipping if I bought a pillow with the stock image of a creepy demonic rabbit from hell for $100 pesos on Etsy. The shipping was only 1,000 euros anyway, so I checked out the article. It had no description, except for the description I just gave you two sentences ago, no address where it came from, you know Germany, Canadia, etc. So I just bought the SatAM cartoon with the shipping fee of 2 pounds per spot. Not just for the nostalgia, but the writing was great, and I loved the SPAGHETTI PINGAS for DINNER in the series.

The demonic "J-J-J-J-Jim, Deb, and Kevin on N-N-N-N-Ninety-Five Five!" jingle sounded again as for a split second, an image flashed. It disappeared too fast so I couldn't make it out, but I could swear I saw a red and black Justin Bieber, with black and red eyes. I almost felt them pierce me and that moment made me jump. It didn't begin in WFMS Station Act 1 though. I wish it did, that stage is fun. Instead, the title card read "Whale Sex 101 Act 1". The game begun. The ground looked like the normal WFMS Station, but the background was a villa in Los Angeles. Jim stood where he would normally be in the original game. Surprisingly, it was a well made sprite. It wasn't his classic self, but his current self. It even looked official. On the opposing side of the screen where Jim was at, there was a large, silver bottle cap. In front of the cap, stood the sprite of Justin Bieber with a smug look on his face. The animation of Jim standing there was that he stared forward with hateful expressions as that black, pencil-mark cloud that appeardappeared in the Peanuts cartoons whenever a character was annoyed came from his head here and there. "I guess I should go kick his ass for pissing in that janitor's mop bucket!" I thought as I moved Jim towards the washed up pop star, but Bieber ran away and jumped into the cap. I made Jim leap in right after the cowardly egomaniac.

The level teleported to one of the stages where you can get an ice cold beer. The background was Bud Light in the fridge made of Bud Light. It looked delicious, but I was distracted by only having 4 red/, white and blue colored spheres to jump on, I tried to balance Jim on top of it as he desperately tried to keep onto of the spheres, but my controls slipped and Jim fell. He fell onto a wall of "Goal" spheres. Just as I thought I'd teleport back a loud shriek sounded and the image of Justin Bieber continued to flash over the screen. The screen completely spazzed out and I heard shrieks. Loud shrieks from what I could swear it was Jim himself. I kept hearing "No! No!" and loud cries of agony and pain which abruptly ended with more statics for a split moment before the screen cut to black.

The environment was a country. It looked like a dusty road. In front of Deb was a BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!!! From Mario Kart Wii. I made Deb walk up to it and dash ahead. The level didn't change. The ground was a solid platform and it seemed that Deb was going faster, faster, faster as she went past BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!! BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOST PANEL!! I noticed the music got completely out of sync, which scared me. Suddenly Deb crashed into a wall of spikes. A loud SPLAT sounded, which didn't even sound like it would belong in a 16-bit game. Poor Deb was torn to shreds. Blood dripped from the spikes and the bloodied radio hostess as the background slowly began to melt in front of my eyes. Take a shot everytimeevery time blood is mentioned! I am not responsible for your liver! Anyway, the image flashed again and soon the title screen appeared. As expected I was back on the title screen and Deb appeared with Jim. She did look scared, but her other eye was... How do I put it? ... droopy and dead and bled a black goo. Her hair was over her face now instead of the back of her head. Her color shemescheme changed to a very, very dark purple and red like gangrene and hyper-realistic blood. Her clothes were a dull grey with hyper-realistic spots of blood.

"______ Act 9", it said. A bland, dull, repetitive song called I'm Wide Awake played in the background as the silhouette of the ground - and a sprite silhouette that resembled Kevin appeared infrontin-front of a background that consisted the whole group. Jim, Deb, Johnny Cash, Conway Twitty and the SPAGHETTI PINGAS for DINNER appeared, all in their tortured forms with saddened expressions. It also had Justin Bieber, depicted in an accurate way, having a wide grin on his face, with razorsharp teeth. He had black eyes with red dots for pupils, which were hyper-realistically bleeding blood. It looked like he would reach out to the silhouette in front of him. I tried to move Kevin, get him out of there, but each wall wouldn't budge and Kevin would do a pushing animation. I stopped in the middle as, to my horror, the stage began to shrink and the black started to close in on Kevin. I tried moving him again, but the walls wouldn't budge or move. I walked Kevin back to the middle as the walls closed in on him. He crouched down before he completely disappeared in the black.