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Just then I noticed a new character pop out of the middle of the logo. A bearded man arose from the logo. At first he looked like "BRRIING IT OOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!, but then frowned at what was around him. He looked confused and kinda pissed off, like he didn't really know what was going on. "Jim?" I thought. "What is this all about?" Curiosity drove me to press enter. A short, yet loud static noise sounded and the screen faded. I wish I hadn't done so. "Canada didn't want to play with me, but I can play with you right?"
The demonic "J-J-J-J-Jim, Deb, and Kevin on N-N-N-N-Ninety-Five Five!" jingle sounded again as for a split second, an image flashed. It disappeared too fast so I couldn't make it out, but I could swear I saw a red and black Justin Bieber, with black and red eyes. I almost felt them pierce me and that moment made me jump. It didn't begin in WFMS Station Act 1 though. I wish it did, that stage is fun. Instead, the title card read "Whale Sex 101 Act 1". The game begun. The ground looked like the normal WFMS Station, but the background was a villa in Los Angeles. Jim stood where he would normally be in the original game. Surprisingly, it was a well made sprite. It wasn't his classic self, but his current self. It even looked official. On the opposing side of the screen where Jim was at, there was a large, silver bottle cap. In front of the cap, stood the sprite of Justin Bieber with a smug look on his face. The animation of Jim standing there was that he stared forward with hateful expressions as that black, pencil-mark cloud that
The level teleported to one of the stages where you can get an ice cold beer. The background was Bud Light in the fridge made of Bud Light. It looked delicious, but I was distracted by only having 4 red
Soon, the title screen appeared again. Cash and Twitty were missing, but instead, Jim appeared. He was making his usual kick-butt pose, but his body had holes. Not bleeding holes or bullet holes, or buttholes. Just.. holes that pierced his body all over. His colors faded to a dull black and white. Even his eyes looked oddly disfigured. This scared me so much my entire bladder emptied itself. I crapped myself over and over as I watched a new character appear. I frowned upon seeing Deb, who had a sheer terrified expression, like Conway Twitty's, and backed up against the logo as if she saw someone coming towards her... Poor Deb, I think someone was indeed coming towards her. I wanted to quit the game, but as if forced, I hit start again and the screen faded.
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"GOTTA GO FSAT Act 1" The stage was blank now and the background music was the Lavender Town Theme. It nearly made me gag, but something forced me to play. The stage began and Deb's sprite was, like Jim's, very well done.
The environment was a country. It looked like a dusty road. In front of Deb was a BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!!! From Mario Kart Wii. I made Deb walk up to it and dash ahead. The level didn't change. The ground was a solid platform and it seemed that Deb was going faster, faster, faster as she went past BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!! BOOST PANEL!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOST PANEL!! I noticed the music got completely out of sync, which scared me. Suddenly Deb crashed into a wall of spikes. A loud SPLAT sounded, which didn't even sound like it would belong in a 16-bit game. Poor Deb was torn to shreds. Blood dripped from the spikes and the bloodied radio hostess as the background slowly began to melt in front of my eyes. Take a shot
Time for the third character... I saw Kevin pop out of the logo, putting on his game face, like he didn't know what torture would happen to him. The game was so terrifying and yet so fascinating, but I had to piss real bad, but my hand wouldn't budge. I even started shaking. I wanted to reach for the power button, turn the darn thing off, but my hand just wouldn't move and before I knew it, I already hit start with my foot and the screen faded.
"______ Act 9", it said. A bland, dull, repetitive song called I'm Wide Awake played in the background as the silhouette of the ground - and a sprite silhouette that resembled Kevin appeared
SPLAT!
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I giggled and looked away from the screen. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed something on my bed... on my bed... was the demonic hell rabbit I saw on Etsy. I quickly got out my flamethrower and burned that Muddafucha. The marshmallows roasted on it were some of the best MrEnter had ever ate.
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