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One of my favorite things to collect are the video games.
One of my favorite things to collect are the video games.


I have almost every Nickelodeon-themed videogame. Everything from Danny Phantom to Spongebob, I have it all.
I have almost every Nickelodeon-themed videogame. Everything from Danny Phantom to Spongebob, I have it all. I play ''Nicktoons MLB'' nearly every day, ''Nicktoons Unite!''


One of my favorites was The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies.
One of my favorites was ''The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies.''


If you don't know what this game is, I'll explain it to you: Jimmy Neutron goes to space and gets some meteorite dust to prove that meteorites don't have "tails" in space. However, when he returns home, he accidentally releases bootleg furbies (called Twonkes) onto planet Earth. Twonkes grow into monsters when they listen to music, and Jimmy has to stop them using Sheen’s singing to change them back to normal so Jimmy can capture them. The game was an obvious Luigi’s Mansion knockoff, but it is still fun to play despite it’s difficult boss battles.
If you don't know what this game is, I'll explain it to you: Jimmy Neutron goes to space and gets some meteorite dust to prove that meteorites don't have "tails" in space. However, when he returns home, he accidentally releases bootleg furbies (called Twonkes) onto planet Earth. Twonkes grow into monsters when they listen to music, and Jimmy has to stop them using Sheen’s singing to change them back to normal so Jimmy can capture them. The game was an obvious Luigi’s Mansion knockoff, but it is still fun to play despite it’s difficult boss battles.
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One day I looked the game up on Wikipedia and learned that the game had a planned Xbox edition, but was cancelled. I wanted to learn why the game was cancelled so I browsed the internet to find more information. After blindingly following links to other websites (I must have gone onto twelve porn sites during my search) I finally found a Gaming website that said that the game was produced for play testing in small numbers. I went onto in Ebay and found that someone was selling a Xbox playtest disk. I quickly bought the game, as it wasn’t up for auction.
One day I looked the game up on Wikipedia and learned that the game had a planned Xbox edition, but was cancelled. This surprised me, as Nickelodeon games always sold pretty well. I wanted to learn why the game was cancelled so I browsed the internet to find more information. After blindingly following links to other websites (I must have gone onto twelve porn sites during my search) I finally found a Gaming website that said that the game was produced for play testing in small numbers. I went onto in Ebay and found that someone was selling a Xbox playtest disk. I almost shat my pants: it was only $50. I quickly bought the game, as it wasn’t up for auction. After that I began to write some trollpastas to keep me occupied during my wait for the game to arrive.


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The game came five days later. i signed the delivery man's paper and quickly went to my TV to set up my Xbox. The disk was in a manilla slipcase so I had to take special care to take it out and put into my system. The disk was plain with “JN:AotT” written on it with black Sharpie. I started the game and waited for the game to start.
The game came five days later. i signed the delivery man's paper and quickly went to my TV to set up my Xbox. The disk was in a manilla slipcase so I had to take special care to take it out and put into my system. The disk was plain with “JN:AotT” written on it with black Sharpie. As I wondered why the game didn't come in a case I started the game and waited for the game to begin.


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The game started up like usual, with Goddard shining the hologram menu over a overview of Retroville. However, the Retroville looked a lot more damaged than in the original  menu screen. Some houses were burned down and some looked as if they were ripped apart.  I ignored this, believing that this was made to make the game more exciting. I started a new game and watched the intro begin. The intro was the same until Jimmy got angry at Cindy’s belief that meteorite’s have “tails” in space. Jimmy’s face looked incredibly disgusted and angered when he corrected her, and ended with  Jimmy muttering: “You naive bit-”. The principal walked in and told the class about the choir tryouts in the same fashion he did in the Gamecube version.
The game started up like usual, with Goddard shining the hologram menu over a overview of Retroville. However, the Retroville looked a lot more damaged than in the original  menu screen. Some houses were burned down and some looked as if they were ripped apart.  I ignored this, believing that this was made to make the game more exciting and edgy. I started a new game and watched the intro begin. The intro was the same until Jimmy got angry at Cindy’s belief that meteorite’s have “tails” in space. Jimmy’s face looked incredibly disgusted and angered when he corrected her, and ended with  Jimmy muttering: “You naive bit-”. The principal walked in and told the class about the choir tryouts in the same fashion he did in the Gamecube version.




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Suddenly, the cafeteria door was bust open from the inside, a blue "Stomper" walked out into the hall. Bad choice, as Jimmy already reloaded and I was ready to pull the trigger. The stomper's body flew like a golfball out of the window. While Jimmy reloaded, I moved him into the cafeteria. In the cafeteria, three blue grounders where scaring some kids, just like in the Gamecube version.
Suddenly, the cafeteria door was bust open from the inside, a blue "Stomper" walked out into the hall. Bad choice, as Jimmy already reloaded and I was ready to pull the trigger. The stomper's body flew like a golfball out of the window. While Jimmy reloaded, I moved him into the cafeteria. In the cafeteria, three blue grounders where scaring some kids, just like in the Gamecube version.


The game went into a cutscene: Jimmy emptied two rounds into two Stompers and began to reload. The last stomper then charged at Jimmy, ready to avenge his fallen comrades.
The game went into a cutscene: Jimmy emptied two rounds into two Stompers and began to reload. The last stomper then charged at Jimmy, ready to avenge his fallen comrades.


I panicked, so I pushed random buttons in hope that I can defend myself. I pressed B and Jimmy pulled out a switchblade. I pressed R and he thrusted it into the Stomper's eye.
Then the game froze.


"I'm tired of this gaybaby gun," Jimmy said, "I need to get some half-assed firepower."
I'll restart the game and hope the game doesn't crash again.

I navigated Jimmy to the Library. Usually there is a bully with a head shaped like a pinto bean. He wasn't there, so I went down the stairs and into the hall. I blasted some more stompers on the way to the doors outside.

When the doors opened, the game crashed.

Fuck.


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