Jimmy Neutron Theory: Fairies

So one day I was eating a fruit nut grannola bar and punching myself while holding sanic's fur (I have a tuft of his hair like fangirls do. did you know it sanic's fur turns purple when soaked in vodka?), and I realized that JIMMY NEUTRON HAS FAIRY GODPARENTS!!

WOW.

What's my evidence?

HERE IT IS! Prepared to be AMAZED with my constant

LINE

BREAKS

FOR

NO

RAISON.

Okay, so you know how Jimmy Newtron keeps inventing AMAZING things, right?

How does he get so many ideas?

How does he somehow get all the supplies he needs?

Why does he hide his lab?

Why did I forget my fourth question before I could type it?

Well the only way to explain this is that FAIRIES get jimmy nutron everything whenever he needs it!

Remember when Jimmy neutrin and timmy turner were in a crossover episode?

Well the fact that they weren't in the same earth means they must be in ALTERNATE UNIVERSES

THIS IS IMPORTANT AT LEAST PRETEND TO PAY ATTENTION!!

So that means that they must be alternate universe versions of each other. Timmy is similar to Jimmy and Turner is HTMC+JAVILLUMINATI code for Neutron.

Timmy also invents things, but he's timid (THERY TIMMY TIMID), so he blames the internet instead for everything instead of Jimmy's attention-hogging capability of claiming credit and being a show off.

They must be alternate universes because their physics are different. Timmy turner is like paper mario and Jimmy Notrunk is kind of like clay. His hair can even go through LOCKERS.

THIS MEANS THAT

THAT

TH

ILLUMINATI

ILLUMINATIIII

JIMMY NITRATE IS ILUMINATI

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, BOY?

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