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"'''There''' was a boy named Johnson."
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"johnsonJohnson wasn't "normal""
"'''There''' was a boy named Johnson."
 
"johnson wasn't "normal"
 
"He had the habit of grabbing sharp objects and staring at them for hours."
 
"and due to that he has several eye surgeryiessurgeries"
 
"These eye surgeries weren't your usual eye surgeries"
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"Because of these 'special' eye surgeries, Johnson could see things other people couldn't."
 
"johnsonJohnson could see the future, hhe could see how people died"
 
"He was the cause of most of them."
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"The frustration of not being able to see made him angry."
 
"so he pushed sallyoffSally off a cliff"
 
"So, one day, he left for a deserted island."
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"The people of the cave worshiped Johnson and his ass-lasers."
 
"Eventually, johnsonJohnson died of starvation, having not fed his hungry orifice in days."
 
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