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"Hey, punk! Wanna dis?".
"Hey, punk! Wanna dis?".


I said nothing. I just prepared my 3DS for some bizzare and druggy shit. After that, I checked the box. The front was empty, so I was curious. Then I opened it....
I said nothing. I just prepared my 3DS for some bizzare and druggy shit. After that, I checked the box. The front was empty, so I was curious. Then I opened it....


"Are you kidding me......".
"Are you kidding me......".


It was Yoshi's New Island.....the mine most hated Nintendo game ever. Its like that the persoon, who threw it at me, was mocking me. The box also contained the note. I checked it. The handwritting was deplorable. My eyes were tearing up because of it. On the note this was written:
It was Yoshi's New Island.....the mine most hated Nintendo game ever. Its like that the persoon, who threw it at me, was mocking me. The box also contained the note. I checked it. The handwritting was deplorable. My eyes were tearing up because of it. On the note this was written:


"Hey there, buddy.
"Hey there, buddy.
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I cringed like it was tomorrow. Pardon me for all of this, I'll play the game.....and you are going to regret it.
I cringed like it was tomorrow. Pardon me for all of this, I'll play the game.....and you are going to regret it.


So the game started with THE MOST EAR-SPLITTING MUSIC EVER (fucking kazoos). My ears were already bleeding. After I selected the save file....the expected happened.
So the game started with THE MOST EAR-SPLITTING MUSIC EVER (fucking kazoos). My ears were already bleeding. After I selected the save file....the expected happened.


In the intro, Yoshi's were eating a human corpse which was super-duper ultra hyper-realistic or whatever they call it. Then the Yoshi's were looking at me and said: "You're next!". They had realistic eyes.
In the intro, Yoshi's were eating a human corpse which was super-duper ultra hyper-realistic or whatever they call it. Then the Yoshi's were looking at me and said: "You're next!". They had realistic eyes.


I was fucking yawning. I saw this stuff for like, million times.
I was fucking yawning. I saw this stuff for like, million times.


THEN THE FUCKERS START WARPING IN TO THE REAL WORLD. Luckily, I was prepared for it, so I grabbed my pitchfork and stabbed these creatures and put them in the oven. I ate them. They were bloody disgusting.
THEN THE FUCKERS START WARPING IN TO THE REAL WORLD. Luckily, I was prepared for it, so I grabbed my pitchfork and stabbed these creatures and put them in the oven. I ate them. They were bloody disgusting.


Tired as a sloth, I went to sleep. No nightmares, big surprise...not.
Tired as a sloth, I went to sleep. No nightmares, big surprise...not.
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I'm already a demon.
I'm already a demon.
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