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Ever since I was 11 years old, I was a huge fan of Nintendo. I was massively captivated by their innovation with their game consoles year after year. I would spend hours and days on end on my Wii playing The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, a game that quickly became my favorite. It was true fun that could last forever, honestly. The days of the Nintendo Switch had soon arrived, and it was a masterpiece that spoke for itself – it acted as both a home and mobile console while keeping the intended gaming experience. Even today, I am still awed by
After I came back from school, I was greeted by my mother with the aforementioned game in her hand. I knew what was expected of me: I quickly did the small bit of homework I had to do for tomorrow and ran back to her, excited and unable to wait any longer… She handed me the game and I happily ran back to my room and turned my Switch on. Did it happily start, however? Well… I really wish it did. After the appearances of the famous Nintendo and Switch logos on the screen, I heard a deep, dark noise emerging from my sound system, followed by a slow fade-in of an ominous red-on-white error message that was out of the ordinary…
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I stayed sitting on my bed, mortified, as I watched the screen fade back to black and the console shut off. After a few minutes of pondering, I grabbed the console out of its dock and turned it on again. This time around, the error screen had reappeared a lot faster, but with a more intense noise and a more striking message:
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I felt my blood boil. I was breathing heavily. Did my system become haunted? I shut it off again, this time booting in into Recovery Mode. (Power + Volume Up + Volume Down) I was greeted with a message removing any liability from Nintendo for any arbitrary changes I did to the system, which was understandable. I accepted and pressed Volume Up three times to proceed. It took a rather unusual time to load, but I waited patiently since I knew my system
Why would Nintendo concoct something so scary to inform the user that their Switch was defective? Have they really gone back to the Metroid Prime days where they made the death screens so dark that I once had to cry to my mom about some stupid scary shit? Wow, Nintendo… just wow… The Error ID had gone completely out of control; it was now just a bunch of randomly selected numbers and letters. I
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