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I just got my new copy of Kirby on the Nintendo 64, I was feeling pretty nostalgic because I used to play Kirby on the Nintendo 64 a whole 5 years ago.
 
So it was a great thing I got it for free from the creepy old guy that I think *might be* a serial rapist, but my nostalgia couldn’tcouldn't wait for the law!
 
Anyways, when I turned the game on, the title screen read “Kirby"Kirby 64 THE BLOODY SHARDS”SHARDS" and I thought “What"What is this?!?! A rom hack?!" being the dedicated Nintendo fan I am, I was about to report this crime to Nintendo (my friends) but I thought what the heck, and turned the game on.
 
When I turned the first level on I saw the SKY WAS RED AND BLOODY and when the enemies died BLOOD CAME OUT, there was ALSO ORGANS COMING FROM THE SKY.
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I was so scared I ran to the Nintendo 64 and was about to turn on the off button, but before that I HEARD
 
“I’Ll"I'Ll FInd YoU... TOMMY GREEN!!!!!!!"
 
AS KIRBY WITH BLACK EYES A ORGANS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH SAID TO ME!!!!!
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To this day, I am yet to play another video game...
 
And if you listen close enough... you might be able to hears Kirby’sKirby's diabolical laughter... in the night...
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