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Line 12: Now, it was way past my bedtime so then I understood why he was there, to kill me. I had to call THE POLICE. However, being a dumbass, I continued to play that one specific crappy THQ™ game called Drawn To Life™ The Next Episode (or was it Journey???) for the Wii™. Then "Jeff" started to come closer, stood up on his hind legs, and said the catchphrase "GO. TO. SLEEP."™ However, he said it demonically, and I was SHOOK. Instead of pulling out a knife, he started to eat me alive. Once he was done with me, he spit out my bones, and I was dead. Then Keff started to come closer, stood up on his hind legs, and said the catchphrase "GO. TO. SLEEP."™ However, he said it demonically, and I was SHOOK. Instead of pulling out a knife and stabbing me, he started to eat me alive, had sexual intercourse with my bones, and ate them up, too. Once he was done with me, he spit out my bones, and I was dead. My soul was able to tell the story of my encounter with Keff to HomsarTheWeird before it was swallowed whole by Keff.

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