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{{Note|This is a fictional joke story and should not be taken seriously whatsoever.}}
I am the Extra Crispy Colonel, and my extra crispy $5 fillet is now 100% meat. Ooh sorry about that little sponsorship moment there, but I would like to take this moment to mention that I am in no way getting sponsored for this. Don't worry. You know the drill; my name is Buckie O'Buck Neil. I was a famous war hero during the Olive Oil War. Fast food agent Johnathan Maguire was meant to be recounting the downfall of KFC, but he's got a bad case of ass flu which he obtained after eating a spoiled bacon double cheeseburger from Jack In The Box. The les said about that place the better I say! In any case, if you don't know I work as the official mascot and spokesperson for the Rough Riders Chicken brand. It's basically an arcade where you can eat chips and con old men out of their hard earned millions by using a broom to sweep up the rewards. Times are changing. However, as a young man, I truly wanted to be Colonel Sanders. Mainly due to the fact that Rough Riders was nothing more than a cheap cash in on KFC. Don't believe me? Well if you were to zoom in on the Rough Riders sign by 100,000,000% you would see a tiny picture of Colonel Sander's local washing machine dealer.
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