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Line 1: The long-awaited sequel to [[Reasons\|Reasons!]] __NOTOC____NOEDITSECTION__ ==L'histoire.== ~~[[File:Y.jpg\|thumb\|200px\|actual footage of the tape]]~~One day I was at a garage sale at my neighbor's convience store's website. I noticed a tarnished VHS tape, labeled in some sort of Korean. It roughly translated to "God my penis fucking hurts," but it was clearly broken English, so I translated it to "King Koopa's Kool Kartoons: Lost Episode. Property of Rareware." I went to the old man running the sale, and asked how much it costed. He said, "It's free. It used to belong to ~~[[Reasons\|~~some kid who used to live here]], but he moved away. Also, I am a large fan of Blood on the Dance Floor." "That is completely relevant to the situation and my life is now further enhanced due to my knowledge of this," I replied. Line 9 ⟶ 10: Soon the video began. It was a little static-y, but nothing to worry about. The familiar theme song you all love and remember began to play. Only, with one small difference. King Koopa had hyper-realistic eyes, as if he was being played by a human actor. But he couldn't have possibly been. Everyone knows all the events of the Super Mario series really took place! Soon, the first act began. I turned off my copy of Sonic 3 because I remembered that I was watching something. At this point, the static was out of control and a low droning noise was the only audible sound. There was a split second shot of King Koopa and PATRIXXX beating up a ~~little~~short ~~kid~~man. Then the tape ended. I couldn't believe it. This had to be some kind of cruel joke! Who dare make a mockery of the best show since Who's The Boss? Line 15 ⟶ 16: Then I woke up and Happy Appy killed me. ... ur next▼ [[Category:~~HAPY APY~~Trollpasta]]▼ [[Category:Lost ~~episudes~~Episodes]]▼ [[Category:MyYOU'RE ~~little pony~~NEXT]]▼ [[Category:Unnecessary Sequels]] [[Category:Hyper-realistic]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] ▲ur next ▲[[Category:Lost episudes]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:~~YOU'RE~~Loads ~~NEXT~~of Characters]] [[Category:~~Unecessary Sequels~~Shortpasta]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:HAPY APY]] ▲[[Category:My little pony]]