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So today I got this really rare game for only one cent at a local garage sale. It was a rather odd sale, but I
It was only when I got home and I finally looked at the game. It was a disc for the Wii, and the cover was blank, with the exception of some scribbling near the top in black sharpie marker. It read as follows, "KIRBY 6664."
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Now obviously, there was something that caught my attention immediately. Why is this game on the Wii? I mean, this should be on an N64, if anything. Despite that, though, everything else seemed normal.
I looked all over the web for a game like this, but
I
[[File:Kirby 6664 title screen.png|Title screen|thumb]]
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As the Wii turned on, there was nothing but a blank screen that said "Ready."
Was this already the game? It
Whatever, now
The blank screen became pitch black. It stayed like this for approximately 23 seconds, until that white screen changed to a red color, like blood, as I heard an evil, childlike laugh that felt so hyper-realistic as I heard it. Then, there was a small dialog box…
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One of a kind disc? Fruits of HAL? As in…HAL Labs? What does this thing mean?
But I was told no more, as I was sent to a stage overworld (like the ones you traveled through to select the level to play in
This place
[[File:Kirby 6664 END World.jpg|The "END" World|thumb]]
Kirby turned his face to me, with an eerie grin over his face that definitely
I finally gained control of Kirby again once that textbox went. Be a good boy, though?
This just gets stranger by the moment.
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And then the Wii just crashed. A high-pitched noise started to sound, as it normally does when it suddenly crashes. I went up to it and powered it down, but then the screen started to show static, as the Wii started to spin the disc at incredible speeds from what I heard. As I tried to unplug it, it was too late. It exploded, shrapnel being sent all over and tearing up my left hand, which then began to bleed profusely. I screamed in pain, until I saw something that surprised me so much, that it made me forget such a pain.
In the place of my Wii, there stood Kirby, smiling in a devilish manner. "Ah… How I have longed to escape my prison." He looked at me with a cold stare. "I
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"Your death." He then opened his mouth and started inhaling, swallowing everything in my room. I was able to grab my phone alone, and bolted out of there as soon as he started to do so.
From there, I have been running, hiding. I know I only have so much time before he finds me. I know my fate was sealed from the moment I assisted the devil into this world. So
Kirby is alive.
And if anyone from that demented HAL Labs is reading this, fuck you. Fuck you for bringing such a monstrosity back from its ancient prison.
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Damn you, HAL. You did it right under my nose.
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