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There once was a man named Jim, who prided himself on his collection of hunting trophies. Jim was a lonely man. He lived in a cabin in the woods with his dog Pepper. He had a good and quiet life, and liked to unwind near the lakeside.
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And Jim got scared, he said "God? Is that you?"
And got responded "No, it's Tom
Jim was so shocked by that event that he tripped and fell on his knife and died or whatever. But he didn't really die, mind you. No, he's now a zombie or whatever. And he hunts children for some reason. Even though he has no reason to have a beef with children. Guess that automatically comes with becoming a zombie. Oh
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