Larry the Cable Guy Fucks His Truck: Difference between revisions
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One day in the trailer park, Larry the cable guy was loaded with booze. He drinks at around 7 in the morning, which doesn't seem normal, but he isn't normal anyways. He soon passed out |
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He woke up with a hangover and drank some more moonshine. He was boozed up yet again. He soon let the alcohol control his mind. He decided to have sex with his goat. |
He woke up with a hangover and drank some more moonshine. He was boozed up yet again. He soon let the alcohol control his mind. He decided to have sex with his goat. |
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But he ...was stumbling and couldn't see well. He pulled down his overall flap and stuck his dick in the cars exhaust pipe. He was very convinced it was his goat. |
But he ...was stumbling and couldn't see well. He pulled down his overall flap and stuck his dick in the cars exhaust pipe. He was very convinced it was his goat. |
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But then his cousin Jebidiah and uncle Cletis needed to go buy some moonshine at the local store. They started up the car, ignoring Larry. Larry's dick was shot by the exhaust and it melted off |
But then his cousin Jebidiah and uncle Cletis needed to go buy some moonshine at the local store. They started up the car, ignoring Larry. Larry's dick was shot by the exhaust and it melted off. |
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It went through the pipe and to the inside, hitting Jebidiah in the face, causing him to drive forward and crash. Larry passed out. |
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Larry woke up in the hospital with Cletis and Jebidiah standing near him. They only gave a shit about the truck. Larry pulled off the sheet and saw a stump. Then he died of blood loss |
Larry woke up in the hospital with Cletis and Jebidiah standing near him. They only gave a shit about the truck. Larry pulled off the sheet and saw a stump. Then he died of blood loss |
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Revision as of 17:57, 26 June 2014
One day in the trailer park, Larry the cable guy was loaded with booze. He drinks at around 7 in the morning, which doesn't seem normal, but he isn't normal anyways. He soon passed out
He woke up with a hangover and drank some more moonshine. He was boozed up yet again. He soon let the alcohol control his mind. He decided to have sex with his goat.
But he ...was stumbling and couldn't see well. He pulled down his overall flap and stuck his dick in the cars exhaust pipe. He was very convinced it was his goat.
But then his cousin Jebidiah and uncle Cletis needed to go buy some moonshine at the local store. They started up the car, ignoring Larry. Larry's dick was shot by the exhaust and it melted off.
It went through the pipe and to the inside, hitting Jebidiah in the face, causing him to drive forward and crash. Larry passed out.
Larry woke up in the hospital with Cletis and Jebidiah standing near him. They only gave a shit about the truck. Larry pulled off the sheet and saw a stump. Then he died of blood loss
