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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I fapped weak and horny,<br />Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn,<br />While I nodded, nearly cumming, suddenly there came a fapping,<br />As of some one gently fapping, fapping at my chamber door.<br />
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in thehorny December,<br />And each separate dying ember came its ghost upon the floor.<br />Eagerly I fapped the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow<br />From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost PATRIXXX -<br />For the rare and EVIL PATRIXXX whom the trolls name PATRIXXX -<br />Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain fapping of each purple curtain<br />Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic orgasms never felt before;<br />So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating<br />
Presently my dick grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,<br />
Deep into that darkness peeing, long I stood there wondering, fapping,<br />Doubting, dreaming dreams no troll ever dared to dream before;<br />But the dick was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,<br />And the only word there spoken was the whispered word,
Back into the chamber fapping, all my soul within me cumming,<br />Soon again I heard a fapping somewhat louder than before.<br />
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and fucker,<br />In there stepped a stately PATRIXXX of the saintly days of yore.<br />Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;<br />But, with mien of lord or lady, fapped above my chamber door -<br />Came upon a bust of Slenderman just above my chamber door -<br />Fapped, and sat, and nothing more.
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