Le PATRIXXX
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I fapped weak and horny,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn,
While I nodded, nearly cumming, suddenly there came a fapping,
As of some one gently fapping, fapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some troll,' I muttered, `fapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in thehorny December,
And each separate dying ember came its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I fapped the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost PATRIXXX -
For the rare and EVIL PATRIXXX whom the trolls name PATRIXXX -
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain fapping of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic orgasms never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some troll entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late troll entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'
Presently my dick grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Bitch, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was fapping, and so gently you came fapping,
And so faintly you came fapping, fapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Troll there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peeing, long I stood there wondering, fapping,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no troll ever dared to dream before;
But the dick was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `PATRIXXX!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `PATRIXXX!'
Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber fapping, all my soul within me cumming,
Soon again I heard a fapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the troll and nothing more!'
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and fucker,
In there stepped a stately PATRIXXX of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, fapped above my chamber door -
Came upon a bust of Slenderman just above my chamber door -
Fapped, and sat, and nothing more.
