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(Created page with "__NOTOC__ thumb|220x220px|Unikitty's corpse as of the first Monday... ==Monday== Hi fellow master builders, it's me, Emmet. It’s been a month since the attack that Rex Dangervest has caused, but something seems off about today. I came back to the dream house Lucy and I made with some coffees for my friends when I noticed the house was quiet, too quiet. There's no sound and all. Wait, there's something slowly oozing out of the door. It looks...") |
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==Sunday==
Ever since Benny died, my life has gotten worse. I think I might have depression. Batman sent me a gift and a note saying how much he and Alfred miss me:
Ever since Benny died, my life has gotten worse. I think I might have depression. Batman sent me a gift and a note saying how much he and Alfred miss me:<blockquote>'''"Dear Emmet,'''</blockquote><blockquote>'''I'm sorry about what happened. I guess I should've known earlier. I never told Barbara I cheated on her with Queen Waterva. Right now, it's just Alfred and me. Here, you can have my leftover lobster thermidor, it's my favorite! Sorry if it's a little rotten though. I kind of left it in the fridge six months ago. I really miss you, buddy.'''</blockquote><blockquote>'''--Batman'''</blockquote><blockquote>'''P.S. I didn't know you had a poop sock."'''</blockquote>On the good side however, the lobster thermidor went great with my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.▼
{{email|"Dear Emmet,
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--Batman
P.S. I didn't know you had a poop sock."}}
On the good side however, the lobster thermidor went great with my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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==Saturday==
Damn, I need to redo my life instead of writing in this thing all the time. These might be my final weeks before the infection spreads to my brain and kills me. I started hacking up blood and smelling like poop today. These are signs that I’m going to die soon. The worst part is that Lucy keeps sending me threatening letters, including this one
{{email|"I'll kill you, Emmet!
--Lucy
P.S. Keep your fucking poop sock..."}}
Shit, I think I heard someone clawing at the window. It’s Lucy, she’s come back to KILL ME! I hope that bitch can keep up with my mad wheelchair skills. Lucy followed me into the forest. Apparently, she CAN keep up with my mad wheelchair skills! I’ll keep this updated as things happen. Lucy tried to strangle me. At first, I couldn’t overpower her, but I eventually got on top of her and beat her with a spoon. I scooped her eye out. Now she knows what it feels like. Lucy began to have a seizure until finally, her heart stopped and she collapsed. I’ll wait for her to wake up in the morning to find out what to do with her. Right now, I'm going to have sex with her body, I’ll even shave off her hair and make it mine.
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==Saturday==
THE COPS FOUND MY APARTMENT! They’re going to bust in! I don’t have a lot of time to write in this, so I’ll make it quick. The cops traced my location back to my old apartment. I’m sure as HELL not gonna let them take me in! This is probably, no this IS my last entry in the Master Builder’s Log. I’m going to do a last stand and hopefully take a few of them with me. I will be listening to music while doing this too, just to make it more action-like. I may not be famous as a master builder anymore, but instead famous as one of the best serial killers. It’s not the way I wanted to be famous, but it’s a way.
{{email|NEWS REPORT:
Bricksburg in Shock After Its Deadliest Shooting
Bricksburg citizens were shocked after the shooting that happened on the middle floor of an apartment building on Saturday. The shooting involved the police and resulted in 26 killed and 39 injured. The shooter, the master builder called Emmet Brickowski who will be euthanized at the hospital, detailed in his reason for committing the act in a tablet known as the "Master Builder's Log". Other master builders have said the Master Builder's Log also details 11 other murders carried out by Brickowski. Brickowski, a disabled man with blue and pink woman's hair and only one eye, also caused the motel fire earlier this year, which took the lives of 32 people. "I can't believe Emmet would ever do this!" said Sherrie, one of Brickowski's neighbors. "Bat-dad is dead because of him!" said Dick Grayson AKA Robin, Batman's partner who was also one of Brickowski's victims. "He even murdered my sister!" said Prince Puppycorn, the brother of one of Brickowski's victims. No one would have expected the famous master builder who stopped both Taco Tuesday and Armomageddon of all people in Bricksburg to commit such heinous acts. It was said that Emmet was Alt Right because he had guns and knew how to use them. Police say they will release the full Master Builder's Log in April of 2019. More details should surface in the coming days, in the meantime we, along with the rest of the town mourn at the deaths of our fellow citizens.}}
==Thursday==
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