Leo.exe

One day at my Grandma's house, I was watching a shitty movie called the Titanic. Then suddenly, the Titanic crashed into an iceberg, crushed a bunch of penguins and exploded and all the characters burned to death. All except Leonardo DiCaprio's character, Jack. Jack was mostly burnt but he lived. Suddenly, he jumped out of the screen and pulled out a gun and shot me. He shot my arm so I lived but I was wounded. My Grandma was in the army so there were a lot of guns. I grabbed a pistol and shot Leonardo DiCaprio but the bullets went through him I wasted all my bullets trying to shoot him. I was out of ammo. So I threw the gun at Leonardo DiCaprio but that went through him too. So I used my special move and summoned The Great Paladin. But Leonardo DiCaprio shot an iceberg at The Great Paladin. Luckily, the Paladin was level 999 so he was okay. Then the Paladin shot a laser (lazor) at him, killed Leonardo DiCaprio and saved the entire universe. To this day, The Great Paladin is protecting the universe from celebrities.

Le End?