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Hello, everyone, I am posting this to tell you about a game experience that I could not comprehend.
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The opening was normal. I soon opened up the selection screen. There were two file names; "Let's Play", and "Link.exe". I chose Link.exe. It opened up to the Fire Temple. Link looked like he did, so I explored through the temple. Soon, Link started to get fire on his body. He started to immolate, going down to one heart. The screen turned black and went back to the title screen.
 
The file was replaced by the name "JEFFREY". I picked that file name. Soon, it said, "Hahahahaha, the man who made this liked Jeff the Killer, so this will be fun." It soon turned into Kokiri Forest. Link looked as if he was 13in his 20s. He had a knife, and when I turned him around, he looked exactly like Jeff the Killer. I was aware of what happened, and I corelated this to the Fire Temple and this Jeff the Killer Fan. I went around Kokiri Forest and found Saria's House. I went inside.
 
Saria was inside of the house. She looked scared. Soon, a cutscene showed Link cutting off Saria's dress and holding the knife up to her. The scene soon discipated. Link came out of the house. I decided to go back in. I saw Saria on the floor, trembling, still naked. She said, "G-get away from me, JEFF! Isn't rapingbeating me enough?" Soon, Link...or JEFF, went out. The screen faded to black.
 
The selection screen popped up again. I chose Let's Play. I continued at Zora's Domain. I saw that Link still looked like Jeff the Killer. I talked to a Zora, and he said, "J-just take her, and leave us alone!" I went up to where Ruto would be, and she stared at me. I came up and JEFF rapedstabbed Ruto, too. The screen faded to black.
 
JEFF was now at Lon Lon Ranch. Malon stared at him, too. Suddenly, she started to run, but JEFF caught her. He told her this, "You are very beautiful, Malon. I could kill you, or you can voluntarily have sex!" A "Yes" or "No" popped up. Apparently, I was Malon, and I chose Yes. The screen faded to black.
 
The selection screen popped up again. It now showed "3 Years Later" and "JEFF SHOULD SHOOT HIMSELF". I chose the first. It literally said, "3 Years Later". JEFF was 1624, looking like adult Link. He had the same look. I went to Lon Lon Ranch, and Malon looked very scared. I saw another child, and it looked like her daughter. Same was when I visited Kokiri Forest and Zora's Domain. JEFF looked sad. He soon said, "Just pick the last one." The screen faded to black.
 
The selection screen had one thing, "JEFF SHOULD SHOOT HIMSELF". I chose it. It was no control, just a cutscene. It showed JEFF with a gun, and then other scenes flashed of Ruto's son, Saria's daughter, and Malon's daughter playing. JEFF started to cry, exclaiming, "I could have been normal. I could have been like everyone else. What should I do? Please, player. Please, just tell me. Do you think I deserve to shoot myself?"
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Sincerely, Seth
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