Life's Little Joy

NOTE: This fanfic is brought to you by the author of "Sneaky Agent" and has just as many unfortunate implications. At this point, we're sure the author was trolling us but even if that were the case, this fanfic is still terrible all around. You have been warned.

The Story

It was just like any ordinary night in Victor and Anita's house. They were in their room getting ready for bed. Ever since they got married they have been able to have romantic nights and a lot of time to spend with each other. 

Victor and Anita fell asleep. Anita began to dream about when Victor had saved her life, she saw herself about to be struck by the flying car when Victor pushed her out of the way and was critically injured then she woke up yelling "Victor" she then looked around and saw Victor in bed next to her, feeling relieved said "It was just a dream." after a few hours she fell back asleep. Her and victor had been through a lot over the past year with Victor's heroic push to save Anita, their marriage, Alphonse trying to ruin everything, the boat explosion that damaged Victor's arm. All of this was running in and out of Anita's head. This was what was causing Anita to keep having this dream about Victor, at least that is what Victor and Anita Thought.

After finally getting some sleep Anita woke up. Victor was already awake getting ready for work. Anita started to feel a little bit sick.

With in a few hours she felt better. Nothing much changed at the U.Z.Z. base. Changed Daily's Name was still Changed Daily. Changed Daily said "T.H.E.M. is definitely up to something because we have not heard from T.H.E.M. for a whole week" "this is a breech in security" and, "you all know that I take security very seriously", "and that is why my name is changed daily" today you may call me…" "OHHH" "Peggy The Pretty Purple Princess" everybody began to laugh. Victor and Anita were on their skybikes heading towards the T.H.E.M. base when Anita began to feel sick again.

Victor looked at Anita and said "why don't you go on home I'll handle this" so she went home. Victor did a great job gathering a lot of information on the evil plans of T.H.E.M. He gave the information to U.Z.Z. before he went home. He got there Anita was still feeling sick. About a half hour later she was in the bathroom throwing up. Victor got up and said "I'm going to go get you some medicine" "is there anything you would like for me to pick up for you?" "Now that you mentioned it" began Anita can you pick me up some fish and pickle lasagna" Victor stopped for a second. "How did you just go from sick to hungry for something bizarre so fast?" "Never mind I'll just get you a jar of pickles, some lasagna, and a smoked fish" As Victor was walking to the store he began to think "could she be…. No," "it's just your imagination" 

victor returned from the store with all of the things he said he would get. Anita ate and felt alright. That night she had the same nightmare the car "Victor" and then realizing it was just a dream. That morning Anita felt sick again. The same thing that had happened the day before happened again. Except this time she wanted fried cucumber hotdogs. That night the same thing happened again the nightmare, then in the morning the sickness. This time she decided to go to the doctor.

Victor explained everything to Peggy The Pretty Purple Princess about Anita getting a weird sickness and having to take the day off to go to the doctor.

The doctor ran some tests and said "your absolutely fine except for one thing you are…"

When Anita got home she got a hold of Victor on his communicator and said "I need you to come home" "what happened, is everything alright" said Victor "I think so" replied Anita "I just need for you to come home"

"I'll be right there" said Victor. Victor gat Ray to cover for him. Victor arrived at home. "Is everything alright" asked Victor. "Everything is fine" replied Anita "except for one thing" "except what" asked Victor. "Victor" said Anita "Yes" replied Victor. "I'm" "I'm" "I'm" Anita took a deep breath.

Looked victor in the eye and said "Victor I'm PREGNANT."

To Be Continued...

Chapter 2

Victor paused completely for five minutes straight.

About two more minutes later he finally got up the courage to speak. "Wh…. Wh… what?" said Victor. "I'm pregnant" replied Anita. "Are you sure?" asked Victor. "Yes I'm sure" said Anita. "So your pregnant" said victor. "I am" replied Anita. "Your going to be a mother" said Victor. "that is correct" answered Anita, "and I'm going to be a fath… fath….. Ooooooooh" Victor fainted. "Oh Victor" said Anita. 

About a minute later victor finally got up and said "I'm going to be a father" "We got a lot to think about" said Anita. "we sure do" said Victor. Victor and Anita called Mrs. Mildred Volt and told her that Anita is going to have a baby. Mrs. Mildred Volt began to cry tears of happiness. "you mean I'm going to be a grandmother" "You are mom you are" replied Victor. They talked on the phone for three hours. The next thing Victor and Anita did was call Anita's Parents. Anita got on the phone and said "Mom is dad with you?" "Yes why?" replied Mrs. Knight "Because I have something important I need to tell you" What is it, are you sick?, are you hurt? Is your marriage alright" said Mrs. Knight." "I'm fine" said Anita "I just wanted to let you know that" she paused and began to speak again "I'm pregnant" "you mean….." began Mrs. Knight. Yes replied Anita, "Your going to be a grandmother, and dad is going to be a grandfather." They spoke on an on for about two hours.

"Our phone bill is going to high next month" said Victor "It is" said Anita "but it was worth it because we needed to tell them they have a grandchild on the way" said Anita.

"How do we tell everybody at work" asked Victor.

"I'm not sure" replied Anita 'I really didn't think about that" said Anita. "Either did I" said Victor.

The next day at work. Victor and Anita went into the briefing room at the U.Z.Z. base and asked if they can make an announcement. Changed daily said "Yes" "Thanks Uh what's your new…." began Victor "I forgot to tell you my new name" said changed daily cutting Victor off. "I take security very seriously, and for reasons of security my name is changed daily today if you need me for any reason you may call me" his communicator beeped "OOOOHHHH Totty Totty The Little Training Potty" everybody was laughing. Do you want make your anouncement in front of the entire U.Z.Z. or just right here?" asked Totty Totty The Little Training Potty. "n front of the whole U.Z.Z." said Victor.

"Follow me" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty. He led them into the viewing theatre. An announcement came over the intercom loudspeakers "everybody please report to the viewing theatre for an announcement" "again everybody please report to the viewing theatre for announcement". in no more than ten minutes everybody was in the viewing theatre. "Victor and Anita have an important announcement to make" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty. 

"We need everybody's undivided attention" said Victor. "We would like everybody to know" began Anita "that I'm pregnant." everybody stared at Victor and Anita. "That's Right" began Victor "she's pregnant, which means she is going to be a mother and I'm going to be a father"

everybody clapped and congratulated Victor And Anita. "Congratulations" said Special Agent Ray. "Good luck" said Lucy Woo. "I wish you the best luck" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty. Totty Totty The Little Training Potty gave both Victor and Anita the day off, they were just heading out when Totty Totty The Little Training Potty said "by the way, when you have the baby you can both take off as much time as you need" "Why Thank you very much" said both Victor and Anita at the same exact time.

A few weeks had gone by and Victor and Anita began to think about baby names. Each and every day they thought, and thought, and thought about what to name their baby. 

Finally they came up with a decision.

"If our baby is a boy" began Anita "we will name him.. After.. you" "I like that" said Victor "If our baby is a boy his name will be Victor Thomas Jefferson Volt Jr."

"But if our baby is a girl" began Victor we should name her…?" Victor and Anita still kept thinking of a name for their baby just incase she's a girl. Out of nowhere it hit Victor. "If our baby is a girl we can name her Vanessa" "I love it" said Anita "and her middle name can be Alexandra" 

"Her name would be" began Anita "Vanessa Alexandra Volt" "Vanessa Alexandra Volt it's perfect, I love it" said Victor. Victor and Anita wanted to go to the store to start buying baby clothes but they didn't know whether to by boys or girls clothes so they talked. "maybe we should wait until the day of the first sonogram" began Anita. "Yeah said" Victor "at least then the doctor will be able to tell us whether were going having a boy or if going to have a girl". "Then" began Anita "we will know if we should buy boys clothes or if we should buy girls clothes. So they decided to wait until the first sonogram appointment. A couple of months had went by and it was finally the day of the first sonogram appointment. "its time to go to the hospital for the ultrasound" said victor. "I'm almost ready" said Anita who was beginning to show. 

While he was waiting called Totty Totty The Little Training Potty to ask for the day off so they can go get the sonogram, "go ahead" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty, "and oh by the Totty Totty The Little Training Potty is not my name anymore". "What is your new name" said Victor. "Well for reasons of the tightest security" began Totty Totty The Little Training Potty "my name is changed daily, today if you need me you may call me" his communicator beeped "OOOOHHHHH Butter Bum Bum the Boo Boo Keys" Victor was laughing hard. Anita was finally ready to go. "I'm ready to go" said Anita. 

She then came downstairs. "what is so funny?" asked Anita " Totty Totty The Little Training Potty's new name" replied victor. "What is his new name?" asked Anita.

"Butter Bum Bum the Boo Boo Keys" said Victor. Anita began to laugh. "That's funny" said Anita "Butter Bum Bum the Boo Boo Keys" she said still laughing. "Ok lets get to the hospital" said Anita. "They both went to the hospital together still giggling about Butter Bum Bum the Boo Boo Keys new name. They arrived at the hospital. At the hospital they were given a number card. "this is your number when we get to you we will call you up" said the secretary the reason why they have numbers was because the hospitals had a lot of other patients there for their first sonogram, second sonogram, third sonogram, or fourth sonogram or so on and so forth. This made it easier for the hospital to deal with. "What is our number" said Anita. "2" replied Victor. "We shouldn't have to wait that long then" said Anita.

"Number 1" called the nurse. About ten minutes later another nurse came out. "Number 2" called the nurse.

"That's us" said Anita. Victor and Anita Both followed the nurse into the ultrasound room. Anita was given some tests by the nurse. "the doctor will be in shortly" said the nurse. About five minutes later the doctor walked into the room. "hi my name is Dr. David Shaw and I will be giving you a sonogram today. The doctor performed the sonogram. Dr. David Shaw turned around. 

"is everything Ok" said Anita. "everything is just fine" said Dr. David "except for one thing." "What can that be?" asked Victor. "Your not having a baby" said Dr David Shaw "Your having TWINS"

To Be Continued….

Chapter 3

"Wh…..wh…." began Victor. "No, my ears must be going" continued Victor. "Because could have sworn I just heard you say that we are having twins." "you are" said Dr. David Shaw.

"Tw…tw…." began Victor tw…tw….tw…oooooo" Vitctor fainted just like he did when Anita first told him she was pregnant.

"Are you sure?" asked Anita. "yes I'm sure" began Dr. David Shaw "I can clearly see two babies in the sonogram, not to mention the 10 years I spent training to be able to tell whether or not a person is having twins, or quadruplets, or even octuplets" continued Dr. David Shaw "so there for I am absolutely positively sure that twins you are having twins.

"I was just asking" said Anita.

"this is your first time being pregnant isn't it?" asked Dr. David Shaw. "It is" said Anita. 

"I can tell" said Dr. David Shaw "because you both seem mad nervous, I mean not that I couldn't tell when you asked me if I was sure, or when Victor fainted by the way does he do that a lot?"

"no" said Anita "just once in a while".

"It is time for Anita and I to be on our way" said Victor. 

"Before you go" began Dr. David Shaw, "I expect to see you both here in a month"

"Do you know the gender or genders of the babies yet?" asked Victor. "Not yet" said Dr. David Shaw. "But I will know the next time you come in for a sonogram." "Alright we will be here next month to find out the gender… I mean genders of our babies" said Anita.

"We really have to get used the fact that we are having two babies not one baby" said Victor when he and Anita were on their way out of the hospital. Victor and Anita had a lot to talk about now, and a some people they were going to have to call. Victor called his mom. "How was Anita' sonogram?" asked Mrs. Volt. "It went well" began Victor. "Except for the fact that w are not having A baby." "Your not" asked Mrs. Volt" in a nervous tone. 

"No mom we are not having A baby, we are having TWINS" said Victor. "You mean I'm going to…" began Mrs. Volt. "Have two grandchildren" said Victor. 

Mrs. Volt was speechless as she began to cry tears of happiness. This conversation lasted five hours straight. 

Anita got on the phone to call her parents but nobody was home. The answer machine came on in Mr. Knights Voice said "you have reached Mr." and in Mrs. Knights voice "and Mrs." and in both Mr. and Mrs. Knight's voices "Knight, we can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message the tone after, and we will get back to you as soon as possible, Beep"

"Hello mom and dad it is me Anita" began Anita "I just wanted to call to tell you something important so as soon as you get this message please call me back, thank you, I love you, bye" Anita hung up. "I wonder where they can be" said Anita. "It beats me" said Victor. ".I'll just call them back in a little while" said Anita. A little while later she tried calling them again. Just like before the answer machine came on again in Mr. Knights Voice it said "you have reached Mr." and in Mrs. Knights voice "and Mrs." and in both Mr. and Mrs. Knight's voices "Knight, we can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message the tone after, and we will get back to you as soon as possible, Beep"

"Yeah it's me again" began Anita "I just wanted to see if you were there but I guess your not so I'll call you back some other time, I love you, bye."

the same thing happened the next day and the day after that. "Where can they be?" said Anita in a worried voice. "I bet they are just fine" said Victor trying to comfort Anita. "I sure hope so" said Anita. It was Monday again and Victor and Anita had to work again. They went into the briefing room where butter bum bum the boo boo keys was about to give orders and get another new name. butter bum bum the boo boo keys cleared his throat and said "right now there is no security breech right now, but you know I take security very seriously, as you know for reasons of security my name is changed daily" today if you need me at all you may call me…BEEP" "OOOOOHHHHHH Dolly Dolly The Dancing Diaper." Everybody began to laugh. Victor and Anita both got up. "We would like to make an announcement" said Victor. "We are not having a baby" began Anita. "We are having Twins" said Victor. Later on that night when Victor and Anita got home Anita tried calling her parents again. But just like before nothing, no answer just the answer machine. Two weeks went by Anita started to show even more. She still hadn't heard from her parents yet all she got was the answer machine which said in Mr. Knights Voice it said "you have reached Mr." and in Mrs. Knights voice "and Mrs." and in both Mr. and Mrs. Knight's voices "Knight, we can't come to the phone right now so please leave a message the tone after, and we will get back to you as soon as possible, Beep." Anita left another message that said "Mom, Dad it's me again I just wanted to see if you were home because I have got something very important I need to tell you, I'm also starting to get worried because I haven't heard anything from you yet in almost a month so please call me back, I love you bye. Victor did what ever he could to help her get her mind off of' her parents so that she wouldn't feel more and more worried about them each and every second. Just like that that another week and a half went by. Anita was worried about her parents. Victor was just about to give her a hug to calm her down when the heard their door bell ring. 

Victor and Anita both went to see who it was. When Victor opened the door Anita began to smile after she saw it was her parents. "Where were you" asked Anita. "I have been trying to get a hold of you for almost a month" "We were on a cruise" said Mrs. Knight. "A one month cruise, well it was supposed to be one month but we didn't want to wait a day longer to come over here so we left the cruise early" said Mr. Knight.

"I'm glad you came down here" began Anita. "because I have something to tell you" What is it" said Mrs. Knight. "After I had the sonogram" began Anita "Victor and I found out that we are not having A baby" "Your not" said Mrs. Knight with a sad look.

"No" began Victor. "We are not having A baby we are having Twins"

"We have to go to the hospital tomorrow for the next sonogram" said Anita. "why don't you spend a week with us" asked Anita. "We'd love to" said Mrs. Knight so they unpacked their stuff and settled in the guest room. The next day came. Victor and Anita were in the hospital in the waiting room. Just like last time they were given a number. "What is our number this time?" asked Anita. "3" said Victor .

The nurse called number 1 two minutes later. About five minutes later number 2 was called. In ten more minutes number 3 was called. Just like last time they followed the nurse into the sonogram room. The nurse did some tests. Dr. David Shaw came in the room. "Lets get this show on the road said Dr. David Shaw. Dr. David Shaw performed the sonogram just like last time. Dr. David Shaw turned around and said "Mr. and Mrs. Volt I made a mistake, you are not having twins" "We're not" said both Victor and Anita at the same time with a worried look on both of their faces"

"Nope your not having twins" began Dr. David Shaw. "Mr. and Mrs. Volt You are having TRIPLETS"

To Be Continued...