Life's Little Joy
NOTE: This fanfic is brought to you by the author of "Sneaky Agent" and has just as many unfortunate implications. At this point, we're sure the author was trolling us but even if that were the case, this fanfic is still terrible all around. You have been warned.
The Story
It was just like any ordinary night in Victor and Anita's house. They were in their room getting ready for bed. Ever since they got married they have been able to have romantic nights and a lot of time to spend with each other.
Victor and Anita fell asleep. Anita began to dream about when Victor had saved her life, she saw herself about to be struck by the flying car when Victor pushed her out of the way and was critically injured then she woke up yelling "Victor" she then looked around and saw Victor in bed next to her, feeling relieved said "It was just a dream." after a few hours she fell back asleep. Her and victor had been through a lot over the past year with Victor's heroic push to save Anita, their marriage, Alphonse trying to ruin everything, the boat explosion that damaged Victor's arm. All of this was running in and out of Anita's head. This was what was causing Anita to keep having this dream about Victor, at least that is what Victor and Anita Thought.
After finally getting some sleep Anita woke up. Victor was already awake getting ready for work. Anita started to feel a little bit sick.
With in a few hours she felt better. Nothing much changed at the U.Z.Z. base. Changed Daily's Name was still Changed Daily. Changed Daily said "T.H.E.M. is definitely up to something because we have not heard from T.H.E.M. for a whole week" "this is a breech in security" and, "you all know that I take security very seriously", "and that is why my name is changed daily" today you may call me…" "OHHH" "Peggy The Pretty Purple Princess" everybody began to laugh. Victor and Anita were on their skybikes heading towards the T.H.E.M. base when Anita began to feel sick again.
Victor looked at Anita and said "why don't you go on home I'll handle this" so she went home. Victor did a great job gathering a lot of information on the evil plans of T.H.E.M. He gave the information to U.Z.Z. before he went home. He got there Anita was still feeling sick. About a half hour later she was in the bathroom throwing up. Victor got up and said "I'm going to go get you some medicine" "is there anything you would like for me to pick up for you?" "Now that you mentioned it" began Anita can you pick me up some fish and pickle lasagna" Victor stopped for a second. "How did you just go from sick to hungry for something bizarre so fast?" "Never mind I'll just get you a jar of pickles, some lasagna, and a smoked fish" As Victor was walking to the store he began to think "could she be…. No," "it's just your imagination"
victor returned from the store with all of the things he said he would get. Anita ate and felt alright. That night she had the same nightmare the car "Victor" and then realizing it was just a dream. That morning Anita felt sick again. The same thing that had happened the day before happened again. Except this time she wanted fried cucumber hotdogs. That night the same thing happened again the nightmare, then in the morning the sickness. This time she decided to go to the doctor.
Victor explained everything to Peggy The Pretty Purple Princess about Anita getting a weird sickness and having to take the day off to go to the doctor.
The doctor ran some tests and said "your absolutely fine except for one thing you are…"
When Anita got home she got a hold of Victor on his communicator and said "I need you to come home" "what happened, is everything alright" said Victor "I think so" replied Anita "I just need for you to come home"
"I'll be right there" said Victor. Victor gat Ray to cover for him. Victor arrived at home. "Is everything alright" asked Victor. "Everything is fine" replied Anita "except for one thing" "except what" asked Victor. "Victor" said Anita "Yes" replied Victor. "I'm" "I'm" "I'm" Anita took a deep breath.
Looked victor in the eye and said "Victor I'm PREGNANT."
To Be Continued...
Chapter 2
Victor paused completely for five minutes straight.
About two more minutes later he finally got up the courage to speak. "Wh…. Wh… what?" said Victor. "I'm pregnant" replied Anita. "Are you sure?" asked Victor. "Yes I'm sure" said Anita. "So your pregnant" said victor. "I am" replied Anita. "Your going to be a mother" said Victor. "that is correct" answered Anita, "and I'm going to be a fath… fath….. Ooooooooh" Victor fainted. "Oh Victor" said Anita.
About a minute later victor finally got up and said "I'm going to be a father" "We got a lot to think about" said Anita. "we sure do" said Victor. Victor and Anita called Mrs. Mildred Volt and told her that Anita is going to have a baby. Mrs. Mildred Volt began to cry tears of happiness. "you mean I'm going to be a grandmother" "You are mom you are" replied Victor. They talked on the phone for three hours. The next thing Victor and Anita did was call Anita's Parents. Anita got on the phone and said "Mom is dad with you?" "Yes why?" replied Mrs. Knight "Because I have something important I need to tell you" What is it, are you sick?, are you hurt? Is your marriage alright" said Mrs. Knight." "I'm fine" said Anita "I just wanted to let you know that" she paused and began to speak again "I'm pregnant" "you mean….." began Mrs. Knight. Yes replied Anita, "Your going to be a grandmother, and dad is going to be a grandfather." They spoke on an on for about two hours.
"Our phone bill is going to high next month" said Victor "It is" said Anita "but it was worth it because we needed to tell them they have a grandchild on the way" said Anita.
"How do we tell everybody at work" asked Victor.
"I'm not sure" replied Anita 'I really didn't think about that" said Anita. "Either did I" said Victor.
The next day at work. Victor and Anita went into the briefing room at the U.Z.Z. base and asked if they can make an announcement. Changed daily said "Yes" "Thanks Uh what's your new…." began Victor "I forgot to tell you my new name" said changed daily cutting Victor off. "I take security very seriously, and for reasons of security my name is changed daily today if you need me for any reason you may call me" his communicator beeped "OOOOHHHH Totty Totty The Little Training Potty" everybody was laughing. Do you want make your anouncement in front of the entire U.Z.Z. or just right here?" asked Totty Totty The Little Training Potty. "n front of the whole U.Z.Z." said Victor.
"Follow me" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty. He led them into the viewing theatre. An announcement came over the intercom loudspeakers "everybody please report to the viewing theatre for an announcement" "again everybody please report to the viewing theatre for announcement". in no more than ten minutes everybody was in the viewing theatre. "Victor and Anita have an important announcement to make" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty.
"We need everybody's undivided attention" said Victor. "We would like everybody to know" began Anita "that I'm pregnant." everybody stared at Victor and Anita. "That's Right" began Victor "she's pregnant, which means she is going to be a mother and I'm going to be a father"
everybody clapped and congratulated Victor And Anita. "Congratulations" said Special Agent Ray. "Good luck" said Lucy Woo. "I wish you the best luck" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty. Totty Totty The Little Training Potty gave both Victor and Anita the day off, they were just heading out when Totty Totty The Little Training Potty said "by the way, when you have the baby you can both take off as much time as you need" "Why Thank you very much" said both Victor and Anita at the same exact time.
A few weeks had gone by and Victor and Anita began to think about baby names. Each and every day they thought, and thought, and thought about what to name their baby.
Finally they came up with a decision.
"If our baby is a boy" began Anita "we will name him.. After.. you" "I like that" said Victor "If our baby is a boy his name will be Victor Thomas Jefferson Volt Jr."
"But if our baby is a girl" began Victor we should name her…?" Victor and Anita still kept thinking of a name for their baby just incase she's a girl. Out of nowhere it hit Victor. "If our baby is a girl we can name her Vanessa" "I love it" said Anita "and her middle name can be Alexandra"
"Her name would be" began Anita "Vanessa Alexandra Volt" "Vanessa Alexandra Volt it's perfect, I love it" said Victor. Victor and Anita wanted to go to the store to start buying baby clothes but they didn't know whether to by boys or girls clothes so they talked. "maybe we should wait until the day of the first sonogram" began Anita. "Yeah said" Victor "at least then the doctor will be able to tell us whether were going having a boy or if going to have a girl". "Then" began Anita "we will know if we should buy boys clothes or if we should buy girls clothes. So they decided to wait until the first sonogram appointment. A couple of months had went by and it was finally the day of the first sonogram appointment. "its time to go to the hospital for the ultrasound" said victor. "I'm almost ready" said Anita who was beginning to show.
While he was waiting called Totty Totty The Little Training Potty to ask for the day off so they can go get the sonogram, "go ahead" said Totty Totty The Little Training Potty, "and oh by the Totty Totty The Little Training Potty is not my name anymore". "What is your new name" said Victor. "Well for reasons of the tightest security" began Totty Totty The Little Training Potty "my name is changed daily, today if you need me you may call me" his communicator beeped "OOOOHHHHH Butter Bum Bum the Boo Boo Keys" Victor was laughing hard. Anita was finally ready to go. "I'm ready to go" said Anita.
She then came downstairs. "what is so funny?" asked Anita " Totty Totty The Little Training Potty's new name" replied victor. "What is his new name?" asked Anita.
"Butter Bum Bum the Boo Boo Keys" said Victor. Anita began to laugh. "That's funny" said Anita "Butter Bum Bum the Boo Boo Keys" she said still laughing. "Ok lets get to the hospital" said Anita. "They both went to the hospital together still giggling about Butter Bum Bum the Boo Boo Keys new name. They arrived at the hospital. At the hospital they were given a number card. "this is your number when we get to you we will call you up" said the secretary the reason why they have numbers was because the hospitals had a lot of other patients there for their first sonogram, second sonogram, third sonogram, or fourth sonogram or so on and so forth. This made it easier for the hospital to deal with. "What is our number" said Anita. "2" replied Victor. "We shouldn't have to wait that long then" said Anita.
"Number 1" called the nurse. About ten minutes later another nurse came out. "Number 2" called the nurse.
"That's us" said Anita. Victor and Anita Both followed the nurse into the ultrasound room. Anita was given some tests by the nurse. "the doctor will be in shortly" said the nurse. About five minutes later the doctor walked into the room. "hi my name is Dr. David Shaw and I will be giving you a sonogram today. The doctor performed the sonogram. Dr. David Shaw turned around.
"is everything Ok" said Anita. "everything is just fine" said Dr. David "except for one thing." "What can that be?" asked Victor. "Your not having a baby" said Dr David Shaw "Your having TWINS"
To Be Continued….
