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Line 11: Then, Charlie Brown said, "Forgive me for I have to kill you." I didn't expect Charlie Brown to say that, but whatever. The credits open up and it had ominous music playing. The title said, "It's a Fantastic Suicide, Charlie Brown." That was kinda freaky and screwed up in a way, since that title alone is NOT kid-friendly, especially after Charlie himself said such a thing. The credits keep on going, and the words say, "Written and Directed by Charles M. Schultz and Satan." I thought to myself, "Oh no, this can't be good." We cut to Charlie Brown and friends in school, all of them actually sad. Snoopy came in school, and not in his usual disguise to teach, like in the election special, at least. To make things even weirder, he talks. Snoopy never talks in a Charlie Brown special. And it was in a German accent. He said, "Auschwitz is a good place to camp out." I was frightened to hear that sentence coming from Snoopy, since Auschwitz was a Nazi state in World War II. Then, Charlie Brown said, "I want to ~~rape~~take a shit on you you." That itself shocked me! I mean, to hear such a horrible sentence about ~~rape~~fecal matter to Snoopy. Then, Snoopy said, "Get off of my back." And then Charlie Brown ~~raped~~took a steaming load of shit on Snoopy, and the video quality was static-like. Then, Lucy got up the desk and walked to Charlie Brown like nothing happened. She said, "What are you doing?" Charlie Brown said slurry and slowly like he was drunk, "I- am ~~raping~~shitting- dog- Snoopy." Lucy then cried, and she wasn't acting like she was crying, she was actually screaming in agony. To make matters worse, Charlie Brown had a grenade and threw it in Lucy's mouth, and the school exploded. Everybody had blood, guts, and grotesque bodies thrown into pieces. Charlie Brown and Snoopy got out and then, we see a 2-minute stock footage of the Columbine High School shooting from 1999. Keep in mind that this is a '70s special, so I find that weird to see modern day footage of the school shooting that happened in 1999 in a '70s special of Charlie Brown. I was scared at this point, and I said, "NO MORE! Please god, no!" Then, Charlie Brown said, "Do you want me to stop? I won't stop." Then, he grabbed a pistol gun, and shot Snoopy in the head. "Spread the word," said Snoopy as he died. Then, we hear Linus screaming in agony in the background for a fraction of 3 minutes. Then, Charlie Brown walked and said, "Shut up!" I really wanted to stop and eject the tape, but nothing happened, the tape was still going. Line 26: {{by\|TVBRobotnik\|link=tvbrobotnik.deviantart.com}} [[Category:Trollpasta]]▼ [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Lost Episodes]] [[Category:Cliche Madness]] [[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]] [[Category:~~Satire~~Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:Trollpasta]]